The whole premise of this article seems...off. Are we supposed to feel bad for the Knierims? Proud of them for skating in a circle well after watching the news? I expected them to be from Parkland, or something. I’m sure a lot of NBA and NHL players had a similar experience this evening.

When approached for answers, the mayor said, “Hey I was confused. This is Florida. When someone asks for a speed bump - sex is implied.”

Never apologize for wordplay.

Shapiro then criticized black America for not being satisfied with Blade
and Catwoman existing.

CDs still returned 5% in 2000.

Use zero interest rates when they’re offered, and earn interest or invest the cash.

Recovering from ‘economics’ (which you seem to think necessarily means neoliberalism, which it doesn’t) to what?

Juche is an interesting idea, but in practice isolationism doesn’t seem to work well at all.

Astonishing? The one of Barack Obama is fantastic, a wonderful portrait. The other painting is . . . a lovely painting of a random woman?

I do wish the face looked more like Michelle. I mean, it’s a cool painting, I love the contrast of the grey and the blue, and I think the inclusion of the flying geese pattern on her dress is playful and fun (as a quilter I am a big fan of that pattern), but the face is just... off. Michelle Obama is a genuinely…

Another Russian sleeper agent and her terror baby. So it begins. ;(

They really need to add shooting to the ski jumping.

You don’t have to be rich.  ETrade will take whatever little money you have.  

This isn’t even relevant. That is a different country who is our enemy at the moment. This sounds like it was written in North Korea by the dictator himself. There is no connection whatsoever. If you’re going to criticize the White House, go ahead because you won’t lack material, but please don’t write junk like this…

Yesterday:

From if he said Ferrari 250 GTO, instead of Yugo, the joke wouldn’t be funny.

The question is: how do you want to live with yourself? You’ll have to no matter what you do, so you better be good company.

But was the National Anthem playing when he stood?

To be fair, for a Butler, refusing to make the bed is a pretty serious offense.

There are a like 50 goofballs on this website waiting for used Stingers, the vast majority of the buying public likely has no idea that car exists.