Tom Brady wishes he could lead like that 

The Golden Age was from Sopranos to the end of Mad Menish. We are now in the Age of Peak TV. The shows aren’t as captivating to as many people but there is way too many quality shows to keep up.

That’s news to people? I thought they’d told us that ages ago...?

whether Ford decides to go with a solid axle on its new Bronco

“I’m getting mine, so fuck all the poors out there that just can’t quite get theirs.”

Yeah, totally sucks when other people care about the team you like.

What is this?

Hack sports blogger isn’t a real job?

And I say this as someone where the high tomorrow is supposed to be 0°F, and it hasn’t broken 32°F in over a month.

Kinda surprised that Pitt players aren’t getting paid, as bricklayers usually have a strong union, amirite?

That sentence got me so stoked on numbers. God damn.

“We”? You’re a fan. Win or lose, your fat ass always belongs on the couch

When a fool can’t differentiate proper grammar from slang, it is time for said fool to get their priorities in order.

I can’t even imagine giving a shit about how this affects my masculinity. My dick works fine, and I think this car is great. That’s enough for me.

We live in a nightmare world.

I was thinking “Joe Pesci, but if Joe Pesci was more of a jerk.”

Somehow, adding “obviously” makes it sound much more like a blatant lie than the simple, declarative statement “none of what was in the car was his” would have.

Hypocrites gotta hypocrite.

I don’t know if it’s the best, but it’s my favorite.

You left off the best holiday song ever, Robert Earl Keen’s Merry Christmas from the Family.