Come on Owen, you know Charlie Strong would probably be awesome at our beloved NC State.

Wolfpack fan or Demon Deacons?

Cheer up, Charlie, there’s always some dumbshit ACC team that’ll take you on.

I prefer my exploitation of vulnerable people when they’re not famous, like Hoarders and Intervention, thank you very much!

I’m informed by Scocca that the thing with lava is, it would harden into rock as soon as it came into contact with your much cooler body—so you would be, in his words, “burned all over your skin and encased in a hot rock body cast.”

Wine comes in a bottle?

White people born in countries with a majority non-white population are still, wait for it, white people.

Considering the city bought it, no it will not be a club anymore.

Yeah, cuz it’s his act of voting that they’re booing.

Before the chopper down the third base line, Tebow cleverly told the other team to cast their fielders to the right side.

That, and a lot of passive-aggressive bitching. British Columbia still have not recovered from that time the English made them hand over quite a lot of prime real estate to Alaska in 1903.

Absolutely not interested in tacking a mount to the dash or windhsield. It’s trashy and cheap.

When I was 16, my mom asked me what I really wanted for my birthday. I told her I wanted a car.

Stick to sports...

To be scrupulously fair, Barack Obama will be president for all of next week barring his death or resignation.

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

They probably didn’t write the current season report after the scandal, but it was really, amazing stupid for them to have kept it online after that.

What are you talking about this is absurd. You don’t cancel a college sports season because men were being vulgar idiots. It’s what we fucking do. Shame them in public go crazy but taking away a season is absurd. Pc at its worst right here holy shit

Soccer? I’d barely rank her!

I’m no engineer, but I think I have a solution for this problem...