If you don’t want people trying to discern how your personal background has informed your writing, you can always make the decision to not put your products out there for sale.

For one, we learned that Ferrante’s collection of “autobiographical” essays coming out next month should be labeled as fiction, at least partially.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Nope, that was birds.

On this great day, let us celebrate the consolidation of all BBQ loving peoples into a strong, united nation by feasting on all things beef, pork, chicken, and sausage, with sides of slaw, corn bread, corn, beans, pickles, potato salad (mustard, not Amish), and Mac n Cheese until we lose a modicum of respect for…

South Carolina is a backwards ass cesspool of ignorance.

Hee - her King is Jean-Ralphio?! Aw.

Wasn’t that like, the very first episode?

In a way, Pulisic saved the day. But in another, more accurate way, Schurrle saved the day.

Easy to be high-minded when everyone is so tall.

I find it more telling in the sense that while a lot of normal people think the Obamas are like them, they’re actually members of a powerful elite that treats political differences that affect the lives of billions of people as essentially a kayfabe thing.

Jesus Christ, this take is hotter than anything you’ll see on Deadspin all week.

is that not a thing for other people

You’re now third on the Browns QB depth chart.

I think it’s at least fair to argue whether there is a qualitative difference between protesting during the anthem when playing for your club team and protesting during the anthem while playing for your national team.

that would be awesome... The Jonestown Apostles take the court, in their usual warm-up robes and sandals. Poster with the team at a big dinner table... Captain and star in the middle with a glowing light around him

Don’t get the wrong impression. I was allowed to shoot shotguns when I was a kid at family gatherings under close supervision in a controlled setting. On many of my birthdays now, I’ll take my friends to go sport skeet shooting. It’s my favorite thing besides riding motorcycles. I’m a leftist who believes in the 2nd…

Actually, A GREAT POINT MADE BY BLOGGER TOM LEY and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT TOM LEY JUST SAID.

Look, if your choice it to risk death to jump on a truck or live in France, which would you choose?

Pretty crazy, right? The saddest thing is that this story would’ve been way bigger for Engadget than some nonsense exclusive preview that everyone would forget about after a day.