He was a show horse that dreamed of being a cow!! Just let him live, man!!

Well that gives new meaning to “going to a nice farm upstate.”

Yes, I was told that the horses could be challenging to adopt out for this very reason. However, NOT the horse’s fault.

Thank god for that pre-existing camry corner!

Dude we are in the middle of a writer and internet commenter housing crisis and you won’t even let us sleep on your park bench of the web. Chill.

Oh no! You foiled Univision’s secret branding caper! They’d have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling commenters and your cannabis-addled talking dog

This is a band I wanna like in theory, but can’t get into in practice.

Hi. We’ve been posting pieces about politics and culture here on the Concourse for more than a year. Eat shit.

Dick pics basically a sport

The day Deadspin doesn’t run tabloid shit is the day we all quit and get jobs as brand consultants or baristas or whatever.

Yet Harambe did not have Zika and they shot him anyways. #staywoke

Yeah but with the silence of the Tesla you can now hear the Ferrari owner crying as you pull away from him . . .

Harambe worked for the Cincinnati Zoo too.

Don’t be sad. Harambe would've wanted it this way. He loved low hanging fruit.

Wrong. Virtually everyone who commutes by bike also owns a car and pays the taxes you’re describing. Also, gas taxes pay only a portion of the bill for infrastructure and maintenance. Most of it comes from federal sources, meaning general tax revenue. Since recreational cyclists have a higher HHI than average, that…

Same here. I did leave a message asking WTF on Baylors facebook though. I hope others do the same. Fuck these people. Just fuck them.

“when Geduev lifted Burroughs into the air and was awarded points for a takedown.”

I hope they’re keeping all of the Deadspin-related verticals. This guy may not be a fan of the Deadspin homepage anymore, but at least he can still come on the Concourse.

Did this spark a convo?

Because he is black. For some reason crimes against my skin color are more important than crimes against my vagina