No, the Kardashian’s make billions. LaVar Ball has ensured that his family will never do the same unfortunately. 

Bowtie era Tucker will always be the most punchable. 

These Borat references are getting a little dated...not!

My grandmother is 86 and we had a tearful conversation the other day on the anniversary of her brother drowning on a beach trip together about 70 years ago. These losses never seem to go away, but hopefully in time the good memories outweigh the horror.

Blake’s is a normal collar. Find another angle.

Yes. His name is Bryan Colangelo.

Hey, look, you did!

This past year, my hiking guide in Vietnam gave us an unlabeled water bottle filled with “happy water”. It was opium wine and that guy was awesome. But, yes, usually that’s suspect.

My good friend’s sister is a Victoria’s Secret angel. On our recent trip to Vietnam, she met us (and friend’s gf) for two days. I can assure you that I was the most lackluster vacation partner someone of that caliber could be stuck with. Haha.

This website ran an article about it and I put a couple in a cart on the Tabasco website to buy as gag gifts. Never completed the purchase, but went to check the other window on my phone after seeing this update. Now my cart is empty. :(

The great thing about friends are that the true and good ones stay in your life. Adulthood friendships are all about shared interests and mutual respect whereas childhood (and collegiate to a degree) are more proximity based. Many of my greatest friends are from my undergraduate years, but I’ve met tremendous people…

I can’t wait for Shuri’s first invention in BP2 - the robotic male chaperone.

Even P.T. Barnum would balk at this idea.

My favorite inherited tool is a giant standing drill press that my grandfather bought off a Navy ship. I’m sure I’ll find a reason to drill through a few inches of metal eventually.

Bespoke clothing needs no belt so no belt loop. Side tabs would be the traditional adjustment method for someone who experiences more drastic weight fluctuations. I guess the belt was simply a stylistic choice.

Settlements can happen as quickly as the guilty party can afford. For it to be done already, I assume it was a relatively generous offer that encouraged them to avoid prolonged litigation. For Uber, the PR damage and risks associated with discovery make almost any settlement amount seem prudent. Also having a…

What a life. Put up for adoption, abused and now dead. These kids deserved a lot more than that.

In a much shittier time in my life, I had to run out of my house barefoot in the snow one night because of an unfolding situation. I went to a neighbor’s house. They gave me a place to stay while I called other family, but never any police involvement. Looking back, that’s kind of strange. I don’t know whether it was…

I hate to be the killjoy in this thread since everyone seems to agree, but I really doubt a doomsday scenario would go down like that. Unfortunately, their security probably would still serve them and they would be able to mobilize their superior resources and connections. Throughout history, regardless of the…

This guy looks like an extra from Malibu’s Most Wanted.