Good one, Dad! Shouldn’t you be pretending to get home from the job you got laid off from right now?

And all the people who only watched the movie are thinking, "The Shire burned down?"

Three mass shootings and the GOP’s singular response is to feign outrage over a studio movie satire they have not even seen.

I wish Del Toro had been able to make his third Hellboy movie, but I am with Mignola on this. The Hellboy comics are very intricate and their own thing and hard enough to keep straight. Possibly I am somewhat influenced in this by recently trying to catch up on the BRPD anthologies and at times genuinely being lost,…

My friends were dead set on seeing it!

“True Detective might have aired too early for awards season and then gotten forgotten.”

It aired much, much later than Sharp Objects, for example. 

Carmen Ejogo and Stephen Dorff not getting nominations is definitely a mystery not even a detective could figure out.

I loved it. People were bitching that first week after ST3 was released that it takes you out of the moment and deflates the tension—or alternately that if those two characters hadn’t spent so much time singing it together that a certain someone wouldn’t have died.

Scarlett Johansson: The Whiter Spider!

Why do you think it's funny to post nothing but hot takes shitting on popular things? Like, are you just a really ill-conceived and inept gimmick account?

It’s nice to feel warm inside, even if it’s only for a moment.

Sir this is the AV Club, and you’re writing this while shitting.

It’s not a courtesy, it’s basic journalism. You contact the subject of a piece for reaction because that reaction—whether it’s an admission, a denial, or a non-response—is news. More importantly, there wasn’t any legitimate reason not to ask for comment. Then again, the failure was in keeping with the creepy and…

Why did she go back to his apt? He got her signals crossed it happens... she could have bailed at any time. This story is such a load of crap. 

WHAT THE FUCK

Stephen Molyneaux, an artist who designs monsters not to be confused with Stefan Molyneaux, a conartist that is a monster.

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

so The first novel came out in 1991. I’ve been reading these books for basically half my life. We’re on book Three waiting for.....

But according to Youtube people, Mark Hamill personally demanded that Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy be arrested for war crimes against this sci fi franchise. You mean to tell me that was wildly taken out of context and disagreements with direction doesn’t mean actors outright despised the people making it or the…