Hate to break it to you, but Cisco is definitely dead. There's a slowed down clip of the last scene showing Cisco getting hit first by the shooter (but Darlene manages to duck at the last minute). Also, the episode summary talks about Darlene being in "over her head" but nothing about Cisco. The tea leaves are…

That's true. I learned from an article that she likes to tan her vag, specifically her vag (why? I don't know). That same article also told me that she likes to eat clay based on what a taxi cab driver told her.

Where the fuck were the Ghostbros when Ben-Hur got a remake? :(

I agree. Plus, we don't even know the full details of what happened (ie was the mom actually not paying attention as alleged? was there a defect in fencing or protection that allowed the kid to get into the gorilla pen? etc.). Putting out candy ass petitions like "Charge the mom with criminal negligence" or whatever…

When is DCEU going to enter the "good movie" dimension?

*cue 80s synth theme*

You're right Nolan does seem very hands off nowadays. But I wouldn't be shocked if Snyder went to Nolan for consulting or validation purposes. I mean, he went to Nolan for permission to use Batman, which was weird as fuck.

He exec produced both movies. So it seems natural that he'd have some input into the movies. I think that he has no interest in taking on both producing, writing and directing more Batman films (which seem like a ton of work).

Fun anecdote: Nolan and Snyder/Goyer bickered over the ending of MoS. Nolan didn't think Supes should kill Zod, Goyer and Snyder argued otherwise, saying that violence wasn't a key trait of Supes. Snyder eventually said that Nolan eventually relented, when he "convinced" Nolan with the "right scenario" at the end (ie…

No, fuck YOUR opinion.

I thought that they were the dudes who stepped out of their cars for a bit and danced while their cars continued to move. Why am I so out of date on these things?

This update does not make me Feel Good. I'm sure such a vague update would even piss off Clint Eastwood. By the time this album comes out, the AV Club commenters will be the Last Living Souls on earth.

If you can dodge a ball, then you can dodge an AV Club top 50 list AND the honorary mention list too!

Yeah, your first point is the most salient. There were for years talks about either making a sequel to, or rebooting, Ghostbusters. I heard nothing or don't remember any complaints. Videogame Ghostbusters? No complaints. Remakes of Robocop, Total Recall, Point Break and other classic movies as the OP said? A little…

I'm pretty sure that's a violation of the Geneva Code.

Did I ever tell you about the time I banged Eartha Kitt?

HAHA, I TYPED THIS SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM!

I agree and I understand the point that you were trying to make that I missed. Voting on the downballot races is just as important as voting for president, even if you write in Mickey Mouse as president.

I think even voicing that sort of idea positively about a Trump presidency makes you a lunatic *stares at Susan Sarandon*.

The Greens are a gang of pro-homeopathy, anti-vaxxers, and Jill Stein can't figure out if she likes or hates Brexit (spoiler alert: you shouldn't put out press release praising Brexit Jill and then try and stealth change it. THE INTERNET REMEMBERS.). And while the Libertarians are somewhat socially liberal, their…