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Well that's Gawker for you. They still employ that asshole who wrote the smear article about Geitner's brother/ the extortion piece. I don't even think you can call any of their posts "articles," since that remotely implies some journalistic standard. Fuck them.

Gives a new meaning to "TELL ME, DO YOU BLEED? YOU WILL.", doesn't it?

I'm still trying to figure out if Will Smith's "So we're some kind of Suicide Squad?" line was actually meant to be delivered seriously or not. I'm thinking more towards serious.

Here's my synopsis on how to date Natalie Dormer:

Strike Back is much lighter on the plot than Banshee. Also not nearly as well written or characterized. Both are great shows, but Banshee really elevated itself this season.

A talking toilet? Does it say "Fill me up Chandler? Put it in me!"?

Since you didn't read the article, they breezed past Ellie Goulding, WHO HAS ALL BUT ANNOUNCED SHE IS DOING THE SPECTRE THEME THROUGH QUADRILLIONS OF SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS!

Eh, that'd be a B+ apology from any of the other AV Club reviewers.

Probably, although VV is doing a poor acting job himself.

Remember McConnelling? I used this all the time for that. Fun times!

You don't like redheads?

*human bean

Agreed. I like Ani and to a lesser extent Paul. I really can't say I'm invested in Frank. His wife is really hot though and is somewhat likeable/ acted competently, so it could be argued that I'm more invested in her than Frank.

Well that explains why Hamri's death didn't resolve any of his plot during season 6. Plus, the dude didn't fuck 24 that season, super shitty writing did. David Fury you're a furious bum.

You're absolutely spot on, as that's what I was trying to get at. Also, this is why I really need to work on my post game.

All that complaining about Caitlyn and no one wants to bitch about A-Rod, a known cheater, being nominated for Comeback Player of the Year?

Yes you can!

Yes, on Fox News. They wanted to counterbalance their programming by showing something that's not completely out of touch with reality and somewhat thoughtful.

No idea, but if you're a Prime customer, you have every damn episode.

When hasn't anything from Vox been over the top? Seriously, I read a complaint about this season's Game of Thrones where the author went out of her way to blame Sansa for getting raped because her character development prevented it. Huh?