I'm going to respond to this one, but the article is slightly misleading. There is a choice to kill the snipers (and an achievement for it!). It's hard but possible.

Well aware (they also referenced the Substitute Teacher skit in the second East/West skit) but:

This is true, but I find it interesting that they also make fun of "A A Ron Rod Gers." To be quite frank, even the white players have silly names sometimes (see Brett Favre, JR Sweezy, and any white QB from the 70s, like Sonny Jurgenson).

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*helicopter jackings increase by 20000%*

Maybe heels could account for that difference?

It doesn't help that the respective actresses for Sara and Laurel are both 5'6". Yeah I don't think he'd notice.

Hooray, my prediction two weeks back about Dottie being the assassin was (likely) right!

And this is a prime example of why Twitter isn't always the best place for discourse. I'd like to hear more of Tyson's reasoning before coming to any conclusions.

Well, some might say that'd be too much tuna in one day.

Oh I hope it doesn't give me Mercury's Poisoning.

Funny and beautiful! Marry me!

Yeah, going back, I also noticed that the assassin's hair looked blonde and was tied back.

Going to go on record that Dottie is most likely the Leviathan assassin. Assassin had her body type (and looked like she was wearing heels).

I tended to mix it up a lot, but I went mostly Paragon. I loved punching that reporter though.

No fool! His name is Cream Corn! Cream Corn!

I thought it was Reed's acknowledgement that fans were disappointed with last season and that he was happy to go back to the old spy format (not really anything to do with the current plot).

What, no thoughts about Archer's comment about "not liking change?" I thought that was a HUUUGE wink from the creator's about last season and was pretty significant.

First impressions leave a mark though. Hopefully the next look around we see some humor and a bit of the heist plot (and some better dialogue). Shouldn't be too hard, but right now I can't say I'm excited for Ant-Man.

They hate us because they ants us.