I have a neighbor behind me whose kid shrieks ALL THE TIME. Listen, kids make noise, I get it. But this is a 10 year old that bounces on a trampoline and shrieks in a high pitched voice the entire time. I can hear it in the house even with all the windows closed. Sitting on my deck while he’s out there is impossible.…

I moved from Michigan pretty recently, so I had to bite the bullet for shipping... but SO worth it.

Ugh, I’m so sorry.  I make terrible choices in friends, so this is exactly the type of thing I would expect friends to do to me. Some people are  just ungrateful. 

But where does one FIND a local weed guy/gal?  I’m all in for helping invest in THEIR stock portfolio at this point.

I... you... what?

They’re bad news because they allowed this woman to find out that she’d been lied to and violated by the doctor?

Starred for Bronner’s.  Mmm.. and Frankenmuth chicken dinners!

Not to make it all about me, but... I’m gonna make it all about me.

This begs the question, does every new president get a new mattress?  I’m sure that the base furniture doesn’t change unless requested, but you couldn’t pay me to sleep in a bed Trump has slept in, even if it was fumigated.  And imagine the huge dent from the springs being compressed on one side.

How do people know how to get pot?  I don’t even know anyone to ask.  And I moved from a state that legalized it RIGHT AFTER I moved away.  Now I’m in NJ, stressed out of my flipping mind, and had to give up drinking after this year burned an ulcer into my stomach.  And I know no one who’d know a guy who could help me…

So without further ado, these facial expressions are:

In Southeastern Michigan, they call Taylor “Taylortucky” for a reason.

Completely unrelated question, but how long can you leave a chicken breast in the fridge after it’s defrosted?

Interestingly enough (at least to me when I found this out recently, as I know nothing about cats), cats aren’t trained to use litter boxes by anyone but their mother. Cats have a natural instinct to bury their feces to prevent being stalked, so they’ll use a litter box if one’s available. (It’s also why if you have…

I wonder how Amy Coney Barrett feels about it.  Like, is she so unaware and entitled that she actually believes she deserved that spot?  Or is she shocked out of her mind that events conspired to have her available for the most corrupt president in US history to shoehorn her into a seat?

Speaking for myself, a former Republican, I was raised in Michigan where my father worked for the auto industry from working on the line to becoming an executive, and my mom worked at a college from being a switchboard operator to a director in accounting.... and I saw Republicans as being for big business — but in…

That’s not always the case, though.  I’ve had the experience where I’ve actively marked it “do not replace” and have gotten a replacement of something completely random.  It’s always up to the shopper.

My last guy didn’t know what iceberg lettuce was. I’d asked for pre-shredded lettuce, and he replaced it with romaine Caesar salad mixes. So I wrote and asked for just a head of iceberg lettuce, and he sent me a photo asking if his idea was okay... and it was some fringy lettuce type of thing that was most assuredly…

I honestly didn’t know that. That’s great info.  Yeah, it’s happened to me FOUR TIMES, all when I was walking my dog.  Not in any way aggressively as though someone was afraid of my dog, either.  Each time, it was a man just chatting, then saying my dog’s a big dog, then preening and flashing his gun and saying “but…

But did they actually ever get their money?