I don’t disagree, BUT Martin Short is also the type of person who might just do it for shits and giggles to get his face out in front of the world again.

I agree, the Skeleton either IS Martin Short, or was intentionally moving like him. The voice in the Smackdown round sounded less like him, but still had the feeling of him.

Just put the Club Chalupa on the regular menu and stop messing with us, Taco Bell.

I also use them on glass things that I don’t want to hear clunking against my counter, or worry about them chipping my counter. Like the bottom of the bathroom soap pump.

I also use them on glass things that I don’t want to hear clunking against my counter, or worry about them chipping…

I’ve had a tough time with sheets from Amazon, though.  Despite the descriptions and labels, the sheets have always ended up feeling flimsy and cheap.  Maybe I’m just picky and need to feel sheets in person first.

I’ve had a tough time with sheets from Amazon, though.  Despite the descriptions and labels, the sheets have always…

Yeah, I worked for a baseball team years ago, and one of my jobs was to respond to the fan feedback email account. Got an email from a guy ranting about a couple of the players not taking off their hats and putting their hands over their hearts.. during “God Bless America.”  And the players were from the Dominican. My…

I definitely can’t hold my breath under water anymore.  If I’m not blowing the air out of my nose, the water will just rush in. It’s weird, because I USED to be able to do it just fine. What happened??

I always assume that this is a result of her father screaming at her to stop talking because she was too shrill.  So she learned to alter her voice around her brothers and father so she was permitted to speak at all.

No, Snickers is #1.  The mix of the ice cream with chocolate, and those chewey, chocolatey, peanutty bites.  PERFECTION.

I’m sure the crappy school is going to extend the drama by withholding her REAL diploma or something.  I was in the top 10 of my class of 300+ and didn’t want to attend graduation because I despised my time at that school, but the principal told me that I wouldn’t receive my diploma and would be expelled if I didn’t…

Someone’s from Michigan!  :)

Maybe it’s because my mom and her husband need somewhere to go every other night, and “online” won’t do it.  I swear, every time I talk to them, they’re going to Costco. 

Not technically a USE of him, but HIM. On the Muppets. This is always how I think of him, since it’s the first time I saw him.

My mom once told me that when she was in labor, the doctor asked my father if he wanted him to put in an “extra stitch.”  Men are disgusting.

46, I think?

Okay for real, we were out at a nice restaurant. He orders a burger. Okay, fine. Orders it with just meat and cheese, no sauce, no lettuce, no tomato. It comes with lettuce and tomato, and with the repulsed sneer you’d have thought they wiped their butts with it. After the waiter walked away, his wife said, “you can…

Yes!  It’s the catering to it that bugs me.  Anywhere we go, the menu has to be scrutinized to see if there’s something he “can” eat.  Like no, he CAN eat anything. He CHOOSES to act like a spoiled child.

THIS. I mean, I have a friend whose husband refuses to eat adult food — like, will go to a perfectly normal and common restaurant and make a show of not eating anything, then insist on dropping by McDonalds on the way home. We were all at a friend’s house after a long bike ride, and the friend’s wife made some BBQ…

This.  I went a few months ago with some friends, all in our early 40s.  They made it MISERABLE.  They were complaining the whole time about waiting in line, how few rides there were, about it all being a “money grab.”  All of this, even though I had free tickets for all of us!  They didn’t want to try any of the…

In February, the LA Times reported that Amazon was systematically stealing Flex drivers’ tips.