My Maxwell Smart was part Akita, like Hachi. After having him a few years, I happened to see the movie. Sobbed like a lunatic, of course, but it actually taught me a lot about the Akita mind. Made me feel a lot better about the times when I couldn’t understand why Max seemed like he just did not give a rat’s ass what…

Huskies are like lovable psychotics. They’ll destroy your shit, but look adorable doing it.  They’d take over the world if they had opposable thumbs, just to watch it burn.

Dude across from me burps all the time.  And cracks his knuckles constantly.  Am I permitted to kill him and bury the body in an unmarked grave?

Oh thank goodness. I was going to question my life choices. But I’m <sigh> okay <SIGH> with paying 3x the rent in order to NOT have roommates. Or a cat, lovely or not.

Oh thank goodness. I was going to question my life choices. But I’m <sigh> okay <SIGH> with paying 3x the rent in…

assuming there are six glasses per bottle

Yep, it’s usually UberEats, I agree.

At my former place, I used to tip the pizza delivery folks extremely well (like 30%) because they were so kind to my dog. It’s a minor thing, but it’s HUGE to a dog lover. As a result, until the day I moved, I got my pizzas practically the moment they came out of the oven.

My Max was the best thing that ever happened to me, and I miss him every day. The only thing that keeps me together is the hope that I’ll see him again someday.

I though the Shark cordless vacuum was considered top of the line for cordless nowadays. How is this one better? Does it have more power?

I though the Shark cordless vacuum was considered top of the line for cordless nowadays. How is this one better?…

I have the same!  Well, not the same vacuum.. but an Electrolux canister vac that my mom gave me when I moved out.  I still remember her fighting with my father over the purchase, and him insisting she pay half of it for such an expensive vacuum.  But it’s a monster, still works great.  I wouldn’t replace it with…

I have the same!  Well, not the same vacuum.. but an Electrolux canister vac that my mom gave me when I moved out. …

I just moved to NYC and cannot understand how so many women wear flip flops and thin sandals. You’re letting your feet get so close to so much grossness! And I come home at the end of the day and take off my shoes right by the front door because goodness knows what’s on them. There’s no way their feet are clean. I…

This is exactly true. I live in the midwest, and I’m a college educated former-Republican? Non-extremist Republican? I’m not even sure how to refer to myself any longer. I’m not like these psychopaths, but refuse to allow them to just take over the Republican party. I believe in basic things that just seem like common…

The Internet demands a recipe for this glorious concoction!

I feel so much anxiety on your behalf right now.

I get what you mean, but... at my local Starbucks, I do think of my Starbucks people as a “team.” The store only opened in 2013, but I started a habit of swinging by with my dog after our lunchtime dog park visit. I usually would see each barista once a week. And each one would make a huge deal out of my dog’s visits,…

Right back atcha. :) The highlight of my life was when my mom FINALLY became the target of one of her “episodes,” so she saw it for herself. No more asking me to just “get along” because “you know how she is.”

Yep, exactly. And then she’ll gaslight you and argue with you until the end of time, screaming things that she can never unsay, simply because her end game is that she needs you to say, “you’re right.” Even though you know she isn’t, and she knows she isn’t, she NEEDS to hear you say the words.

Yep, my sister does the same thing. Her flying into an unholy rage is a sure sign that you’ve caught her in a lie or some kind of scam.

Mexican fries dipped in queso, though, are AMAZING. But to your point, DIPPED is different from being served covered.