I completely agree, but still laughed at “paid out the wazoo.”

I once spoke at a Career Day where my sister taught middle school. When I walked into that building, the stench.. OMG, it was something I’d never experienced.

Y’all, I’m starting to think this woman just isn’t very bright.

I agree. If the educated are the elite, then I am overjoyed to be elite AF!

“To the students, families, teachers and personnel at Santa Fe High,” Trump continued, strangely pausing for seconds between the words “Fe” and “High.”

The most awkward part for ME was when he was reading off the teleprompter and got stuck on the word “High.” “For those at Santa Fe........

America is still a young country, and appreciation of our ancestors’ willingness — or sometimes their bravery or desperation — to come to a new country is something we often revere by showing pride in the countries of our ancestors’ births. We keep their experiences alive by continuing to respect and appreciate the…

Snickers! SNICKERS! The. Best. Ever. Now I really want one.

Yep, happened at the movie theatre, too. After cleaning your area, you had to first wait for EVERYONE to finish, then had to wait for the manager to come out from the locked back office to do a check. If they found so much as bit of dust or a smudge on glass, they’d make the entire team start over. It was insane.

I once dated a guy who had been in the Navy (in peace time.. trust me, you wouldn’t want this doofus going to war in our defense), and he used to proudly tell me about the hazing ritual of when newcomers got some pin they’d punch the pointed back deep into the the chest as hard as they could. He said he was disgusted…

Do these women not understand that when Angelina Jolie did the leg thing the world LAUGHED AT HER FOR BEING A WEIRDO? Why do they all keep doing it? Ladies, we know you have a slit in your skirt. It’s fine. Leave your leg where it is, unless your intent is to let us know you’re airing out your private parts.

The Epcot Wine Walk — Dumb, but just a fun thing to do to give adults a REASON to go from country to country. :)

As long as you don’t want to ever sell. I’m looking for a house in the NYC area, and one of the things I’m doing is searching in AirBNB to make sure none of the houses or condos right near the one I’m looking at are listed for rent. I don’t want to live next door to a hotel room, being rented out by people who don’t…

I bought this sofa recently, after my beloved pup passed away. I went from a super deep, cozy, but pretty disgusting 16-year-old sofa to this (though this isn’t the exact fabric).

Two spaces.

Yeah, I once worked with a woman who refused to wear her seatbelt because “I’m so little! It chokes me! Come on, the seatbelt would do more damage to me than being in an accident would!” She drove a really old, rusted out Bronco.

A friend in college told me that the little bit of power steering fluid he’d put into my brake fluid wouldn’t matter “since it was just a little.” He hadn’t known which location was the proper one before a more car-savvy coworker pointed it out... and then stared at him when he made that statement.

My driving instructor told me that when you’re turning left from a regular thru-traffic driving lane, you shouldn’t ever stop. You should try to not impede traffic.

Nielson data indicates that this dip has hurt the hour of Today hosted by Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford, which is down 6 percent overall and 19 percent in that key demographic.

But they should also have an alcohol-plus-snacks line, where there’s a clerk to check your ID and let you quickly pay. Nothing’s worse than having to wait in line just for that.