Not technically a USE of him, but HIM. On the Muppets. This is always how I think of him, since it’s the first time I saw him.

My mom once told me that when she was in labor, the doctor asked my father if he wanted him to put in an “extra stitch.”  Men are disgusting.

46, I think?

Okay for real, we were out at a nice restaurant. He orders a burger. Okay, fine. Orders it with just meat and cheese, no sauce, no lettuce, no tomato. It comes with lettuce and tomato, and with the repulsed sneer you’d have thought they wiped their butts with it. After the waiter walked away, his wife said, “you can…

Yes!  It’s the catering to it that bugs me.  Anywhere we go, the menu has to be scrutinized to see if there’s something he “can” eat.  Like no, he CAN eat anything. He CHOOSES to act like a spoiled child.

THIS. I mean, I have a friend whose husband refuses to eat adult food — like, will go to a perfectly normal and common restaurant and make a show of not eating anything, then insist on dropping by McDonalds on the way home. We were all at a friend’s house after a long bike ride, and the friend’s wife made some BBQ…

This.  I went a few months ago with some friends, all in our early 40s.  They made it MISERABLE.  They were complaining the whole time about waiting in line, how few rides there were, about it all being a “money grab.”  All of this, even though I had free tickets for all of us!  They didn’t want to try any of the…

In February, the LA Times reported that Amazon was systematically stealing Flex drivers’ tips.

My Maxwell Smart was part Akita, like Hachi. After having him a few years, I happened to see the movie. Sobbed like a lunatic, of course, but it actually taught me a lot about the Akita mind. Made me feel a lot better about the times when I couldn’t understand why Max seemed like he just did not give a rat’s ass what…

Huskies are like lovable psychotics. They’ll destroy your shit, but look adorable doing it.  They’d take over the world if they had opposable thumbs, just to watch it burn.

Dude across from me burps all the time.  And cracks his knuckles constantly.  Am I permitted to kill him and bury the body in an unmarked grave?

Oh thank goodness. I was going to question my life choices. But I’m <sigh> okay <SIGH> with paying 3x the rent in order to NOT have roommates. Or a cat, lovely or not.

Oh thank goodness. I was going to question my life choices. But I’m <sigh> okay <SIGH> with paying 3x the rent in…

assuming there are six glasses per bottle

Yep, it’s usually UberEats, I agree.

At my former place, I used to tip the pizza delivery folks extremely well (like 30%) because they were so kind to my dog. It’s a minor thing, but it’s HUGE to a dog lover. As a result, until the day I moved, I got my pizzas practically the moment they came out of the oven.

My Max was the best thing that ever happened to me, and I miss him every day. The only thing that keeps me together is the hope that I’ll see him again someday.

I though the Shark cordless vacuum was considered top of the line for cordless nowadays. How is this one better? Does it have more power?

I though the Shark cordless vacuum was considered top of the line for cordless nowadays. How is this one better?…

I have the same!  Well, not the same vacuum.. but an Electrolux canister vac that my mom gave me when I moved out.  I still remember her fighting with my father over the purchase, and him insisting she pay half of it for such an expensive vacuum.  But it’s a monster, still works great.  I wouldn’t replace it with…

I have the same!  Well, not the same vacuum.. but an Electrolux canister vac that my mom gave me when I moved out. …

I just moved to NYC and cannot understand how so many women wear flip flops and thin sandals. You’re letting your feet get so close to so much grossness! And I come home at the end of the day and take off my shoes right by the front door because goodness knows what’s on them. There’s no way their feet are clean. I…

This is exactly true. I live in the midwest, and I’m a college educated former-Republican? Non-extremist Republican? I’m not even sure how to refer to myself any longer. I’m not like these psychopaths, but refuse to allow them to just take over the Republican party. I believe in basic things that just seem like common…