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I feel so much anxiety on your behalf right now.

I get what you mean, but... at my local Starbucks, I do think of my Starbucks people as a “team.” The store only opened in 2013, but I started a habit of swinging by with my dog after our lunchtime dog park visit. I usually would see each barista once a week. And each one would make a huge deal out of my dog’s visits,…

Right back atcha. :) The highlight of my life was when my mom FINALLY became the target of one of her “episodes,” so she saw it for herself. No more asking me to just “get along” because “you know how she is.”

Yep, exactly. And then she’ll gaslight you and argue with you until the end of time, screaming things that she can never unsay, simply because her end game is that she needs you to say, “you’re right.” Even though you know she isn’t, and she knows she isn’t, she NEEDS to hear you say the words.

Yep, my sister does the same thing. Her flying into an unholy rage is a sure sign that you’ve caught her in a lie or some kind of scam.

Mexican fries dipped in queso, though, are AMAZING. But to your point, DIPPED is different from being served covered.

I completely agree, but still laughed at “paid out the wazoo.”

I once spoke at a Career Day where my sister taught middle school. When I walked into that building, the stench.. OMG, it was something I’d never experienced.

Y’all, I’m starting to think this woman just isn’t very bright.

I agree. If the educated are the elite, then I am overjoyed to be elite AF!

“To the students, families, teachers and personnel at Santa Fe High,” Trump continued, strangely pausing for seconds between the words “Fe” and “High.”

The most awkward part for ME was when he was reading off the teleprompter and got stuck on the word “High.” “For those at Santa Fe........

America is still a young country, and appreciation of our ancestors’ willingness — or sometimes their bravery or desperation — to come to a new country is something we often revere by showing pride in the countries of our ancestors’ births. We keep their experiences alive by continuing to respect and appreciate the…

Snickers! SNICKERS! The. Best. Ever. Now I really want one.

Yep, happened at the movie theatre, too. After cleaning your area, you had to first wait for EVERYONE to finish, then had to wait for the manager to come out from the locked back office to do a check. If they found so much as bit of dust or a smudge on glass, they’d make the entire team start over. It was insane.

I once dated a guy who had been in the Navy (in peace time.. trust me, you wouldn’t want this doofus going to war in our defense), and he used to proudly tell me about the hazing ritual of when newcomers got some pin they’d punch the pointed back deep into the the chest as hard as they could. He said he was disgusted…

Do these women not understand that when Angelina Jolie did the leg thing the world LAUGHED AT HER FOR BEING A WEIRDO? Why do they all keep doing it? Ladies, we know you have a slit in your skirt. It’s fine. Leave your leg where it is, unless your intent is to let us know you’re airing out your private parts.

The Epcot Wine Walk — Dumb, but just a fun thing to do to give adults a REASON to go from country to country. :)