I love that that photo is perfectly timed to make Trump look like he has a bungee jumper.

“The family started a smear campaign” — you cannot tell me the reporter isn’t proud of that line!

And the women.. it’s also about punishing the women.

At this point, I genuinely have to wonder... are men jealous of our vaginas, or angry that we’re not jealous of their penises? Because they’re going through an awful lot of effort to make our lives as shitty as possible.

I forwarded this tweet to a guy I’m subtly into, and he didn’t laugh. Meanwhile, I laughed for a good 10 minutes. So he’s just completely wrong for me, correct?

Right.. even if security blocked her at the door, she’s just going to be on the phone, screaming to every member of the family. You’d have to sit down with the family beforehand and let them know what you planned, and that if they answer the phone it’s their problem, and you don’t want to SEE them on the phone or hear…

I agree with this, because the sole purpose behind someone threatening to bring their kids to your wedding (as opposed to just not saying anything and DOING it) is that they want to ruin everything. They want to cause you months of angst and worry, and have you spend your entire night worrying about what’ll happen and…

HAHAHAHA OMG that’s hilarious!

I can’t stop laughing at this. I’m not proud of it. And I’m SO SAD that I don’t have more people in my life who would think this was equally funny.

Except she could just use the same outline over and over. It’s been many years since I’ve read one of hers, but I’m pretty sure it goes like this:

Don’t worry, I’m sure they’re getting ad revenue from that video, too.

Ha! I do that all the time! I think I responded to a post from 2013 recently.

Ha! I do that all the time! I think I responded to a post from 2013 recently.

Yeah, no. And that’s why even people who’ve had the ability to work remotely before are getting it taken away, because people who say things like you just did.

Outstanding.

Is it understood, then, that the person who’s spending part of their work day babysitting their child will be working 12 hours instead of 8 to make up for the time they spent dealing with their kids?

Personally, I really think it’s all inability. We’ve been trained to think that these ‘designers’ on tv and in fashion actually know what they’re doing. But let’s face it, how hard is it to dress a thin rectangle?

I live near a .. I’m not sure what the exact term for it is, but it’s a depot where large shipping trains transfer off some of the shipping containers and attach new ones. (Southeastern Michigan, so there are a lot of shipments travelling around by trains.) I grew up less than a mile from where I now live. At night,…

Even actual art that is publicly for sale cannot be NOT for sale to specific people because of your personal beliefs. A painting hanging in a gallery can not be for sale only to white people, for example, because the artist doesn’t want it hanging in the home of a black person. Once you have offered your talent for…

Exactly! A friend we had in common, who’d had no idea, had mentioned me to him. His response? “Oh, THAT bitch.” Even though he’d spent a year coming to my place when I wouldn’t answer the door, sending me copies of his will (lol), sending me cards with cash in them so I’d call and ask what it was for — which I never…

Then you are absolutely right — that’s a different level. And I hope I made it clear throughout that my experience wasn’t ALL. It was a possibility.