Honestly? As much as your husband lied to you, he lied to her. I know that doesn’t make it better, but it’s true. All the gaslighting he did to you, he did to her. I’ve been there. Started off a relationship with a guy who said he and his wife were just roommates, she’s never even home most of the time and stays with…

Regarding Andy Cohen — that photo is straight up staged for the photo shoot, which isn’t surprising, but I’m always annoyed by pics like this that can’t possibly be realistic. Because where’s his computer? And all the wires that that entails? I want to be impressed by a cool and functional looking setup, but…

That was exactly what I thought the second I saw the image, as well. It would be like an oven in there. Plus, where do you change? And where’s the bathroom? But mostly, dude, there are no windows you can open. That’s nuts.

And as though he had any right! Like what, he’d use the excuse that he though it would be what she wanted, without consulting her family? A “burial at sea” would be my eternal nightmare.

Yep. But it’s when old men use it to try to hide the smell of not bathing, that’s when it goes rancid.

I got into a low-key kerfuffle with the person who runs the Victoria’s Secret twitter account over her promoting that their lace bralettes were supportive up to 40DDD. Bitch, please.

Ivanka has now stopped even doing that. She just adds the #STEM to every post she makes. “Look, I’m baking cookies! #STEM”

PREACH!

Yeah, I figure if I stick to the buffet, I’ll be fine. Going to one of the restaurants might be a little more uncomfortable. But for only three nights, the buffet would be awesome. I can eat what I want and can have no cares in the world! Just try to get a seat by a window and relax.

The last time I went on a trip with a friend, it was to Universal Studios for three nights. My friend, a woman, snored NON-STOP. Along with having to have a white noise machine. I did not get a moment’s sleep the entire time. By the flight home, I was worried TSA was going to not let me board because I was so edgy and…

You also make a fine point! Maybe I’ll be relaxed and find some nice guy to hook up with. ;) As long as I’m not afraid I’ll be kidnapped or something. Because people are jerks and keep sending me Mexico travel alerts, and articles about bad liquor and stuff.

I’m taking my first trip alone this Christmas. I was supposed to go on a cruise with my sisters, but they’re assholes and started giving me a hard time about how DUMB it was to pay for a whole balcony room for myself and have to pay the double rate. (Like what, do they think I pay half off for a hotel room if I stay…

Oh yeah. THEY need someone. And if you’re stuck in the relationship (because you fell for the “we’re getting divorced, it’s just taking time” thing), and then question just how the fuck long it IS taking, and all the additional excuses, it’s that you just don’t understand. You’re not married, so you don’t get it. It’s…

I was once at a Rolling Stones concert with a boyfriend in the 00's... at one point, he grabs my top and lifts it over my breasts, while pinning my arms to my sides, and “shows me off” to the crowd. His words.

Yep, along with the “at this point we just live as roommates” line. And the “we’d get divorced, but it’s just too expensive” thing. Or even “we’re in the process of divorcing.” Yup.

Lol, I had a male friend tell me that with as shy as I am, combined with how ‘clueless’ men are, there’s no way I’ve been clear enough for the guy to know I’m interested.

This was just so sweet, and... perfect! Thank you SO much for the kind support!

Well, here’s my story of my life right now. My precious, precious pup passed away a year ago, after surviving a very long time with advanced liver cancer. For about two years, I cooked for him twice a day and hand-fed him to get him to eat, because otherwise he just wouldn’t. I worked from home with him his whole…

Okay, this would just make me think the woman had a really fancy tampon string hanging out.

Hopefully (and honestly, I assume it’s happened) President Obama HAS contacted her to console her.