Not sports-related, sorry, but I need some opinions from menfolk — and this is pretty ridiculous and childish, but I’m desperately out of practice in the relationship game, and a failure at ‘reading’ men, so I need help!

Let’s share a moment of silence for all the unicorns who died during the decorating of that home...

That part was never an issue for me. Why I got it is so I don’t have to 1) Take off my shoes and jacket, 2) take out my laptop, and 3) take out all liquids. It’s such a hassle, and this just means I drop my bags on the line, walk through the metal detector, and I’m done!

This professor was a riot, too. She always made a point of pointing out the references to sexuality in paintings. Like the Garden of Earthly Delights? All of the bagpipes are visual references to male and female genitalia.

I’m in awe of the effort it takes for these people to completely change how they look like this, considering I can rarely be bothered to blow dry my hair, but... but, and I say this with the highest affection... they do make me feel better about the awful results of my microbladed eyebrows. If they can rock those…

I had an art history professor in college, Dr Perlove, who had received a grant specifically to measure the penis of the statue of David to see if it was of a size equitable to his frame.

I got a Roomba, and I’m sick to death of it. It gets stuck constantly. It shoves its way under the edge of the pool table leg until it gets jammed and can’t get out. It forces its way up on the base of a floor lamp, then can’t move. It’s irritating.

I got a Roomba, and I’m sick to death of it. It gets stuck constantly. It shoves its way under the edge of the pool…

By that logic, though, the trash guy should be the most highly paid in the world, because it isn’t a job I would want to do.

Except that anesthesiologists don’t have to shell out quite a bit of their salary to pay for security and to bribe others for privacy. I figure actors, once even generally “known”, start having to shell out about 25% of their salary for security and privacy. Added to that, 10% of their salary goes to their agent, and…

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Give her a high-five for me! People would think we don’t exist! I always tell people “I’m not THAT kind of republican.” Honestly, at this point, since I’m obviously in the republican minority, I may be something else entirely. Sigh.

I’ve said from the very beginning, this administration is trying to breed out the poor and middle class. They think we have so little value to the world, they LITERALLY want us all dead. (Even though they haven’t thought ahead to who will shine their diamonds then.)

1/6, that’s pretty darned nice of you! I figure I’m giving each of my sisters 10 million along with a contract saying that if they ever ask for more, they have to begin paying me back the 10 million in installments. Then I’d give my mom 10 million, but without the limitation, ‘cause she’s my mom. Then I’d have to give…

At this point, it’s the same reason problem people go into the church, or into teaching. It’s to get access to people who are in a position where you’re the authority figure. We live in a sick freaking world where you can’t trust the people who CHOOSE to go into a job where they swear they’ll protect you.

Then how do you walk? They’re still there then. Do you need to keep that massive amount of distance between your legs then? How about when you lie on your back? Do you have your thighs wrenched open to the sides then? If you’re sitting down to dinner with your boss, would you sit that same way?

YES! The newspaper thing. That’s always their excuse for claiming your armrests. I am always getting stuck in the middle, too, and always have men claiming both armrests. And since I don’t slouch, I can’t just hulk over them and claim them for myself. Tried once, and the guy just casually went to put his arm down and…

Bitch has those crazy eyes, too. You really can tell that people are going to be batshit when they have the crazy eyes. If only ALL of the batshit people had them.

Speaking as a life-long Republican, I can guarantee it’s a lot smaller than they think it is. They lost me, that’s for sure. I’ve realized that the entire Republican makeup of Congress is filled with extremists who are interested only in filling their pockets. There are always some politicians like that, but ALL OF…

I’ve said it around here before, but while Pence might try to push some damaging legislation, the removal of Trump would be likely to make Pence and the other Republicans REALLY start being careful about what they’re doing, because they’re going to want to win back all the Republicans they lost because of Trump, AND…

And it’s totally real, too! I LOVE IT.