Yeah, he loved sleeping like that, all weirdo. He’s part black Lab, part Akita, and all just whatever the hell Max wanted to be.

I’m sorry for your loss, as well! <hugs>

Technically, yes, but in Trump’s mind? He doensn’t care about the money, he cares about saving face. If this guy won a lawsuit that said TRUMP’S PEOPLE DID SOMETHING WRONG, it would make Trump crazy. And I think the only way we’re going to get rid of Trump short of nuclear fallout is to make him so crazy he quits or…

Thank you! Here’s my doof at his doofiest:

Thanks! I’ve thought about it, but Max.. Max was my SOUL DOG, you know? We were just so connected. And I worry that we were SO connected that if I got another dog too soon I’d not be patient enough, because I’d be expecting the dog to be as perfect as Max was. And every dog is like every kid, an individual.

HAHAHAHA! I think at the time I gave her such a horrified, dirty look that she started to stutter a bit and review what she said. Like, I get that they need to make VERY, VERY sure the women know there’s no undoing the procedure, but MY GOD.

Thank you so much! That’s so kind of you!

Thank you! It’s nice to know someone else felt that guilt, too. My mom sent me a book that said it’s nonsense, that if you believe there’s an afterlife, why would you think they’d be limited to being in only one place at one time? They can be with you AND off doing their fun pet angel things. And why would we think…

Thank you. :\ I’ve worked from home (web developer) the whole time I had him. Spent 24/7 with him. I didn’t just lose my best pal, I lost my office friend and coworker, and the buddy I took breaks with. (We went to the dog park every day at lunch for a breather.) So my whole pattern changed. And it isn’t like I get…

I tried. I found it too upsetting, because I felt too alone, maybe? Like I had to justify how I felt because it was “just a dog” as so many people kept implying.

I’d hope. But I lost him 8 months ago, and it’s still a raw wound, and I have a metric shit ton of irrational fears. Like, before I go to sleep, I talk to him about my day, still, and tell him he’s a good boy and stuff. What if I’m keeping him connected and he can’t really move on? Or what if douchebag bible…

I had the Essure procedure when I was 35 (outpatient sterilization, no surgery), and I dealt with the same thing. Constantly being asked if I was SURE, because it couldn’t be undone. One of the nurses even asked me, “But what if you fall in love? Sometimes women think they don’t want kids, but then they fall in love,…

OR, you could invest in yourself, rather than let your feelings be dictated by whether or not someone ELSE exists in your world. And sweetheart, I guaran-fucking-tee you, the ONE TRUE REASON I am here is not so I could be just like millions of other women and birth yet another human. It doesn’t make you special. It…

For my 35th birthday, my gift to myself was the Essure procedure. Not only did I not want kids, I wanted to make absolutely certain there wasn’t going to be an “oops” moment at some point. I’d left the opportunity open that maybe I would change my feelings about having kids during my 20s and early 30s, but they never…

It just reminds me of the Phantom Cruiser when those PT Cruisers came out.

I’m all for a hunter green sports coupe with a tan leather interior. That’s pure SEX, my friends

Worst car color: Orange.

Hell, I’d be content with him watching Wakko singing the States and their Capitals. I bet he’d be able to name three capitals before giving the fuck up.

If he didn’t hate shaking women’s hands so much, I’d worry he’d cause her some physical damage.

Starz comes free with my Comcast TV package. It’s just that Comcast won’t authenticate the app, so you can’t watch Starz anywhere but inside your house. I usually binge watch shows when I’m stuck in hotel rooms, so this really sucks.