Ooh, this is great. I’d actually wondered if she prayed for death to come before October, but this is even better!

And require that the eggs be painted gold. Because of course she wanted that.

I am honestly surprised he didn’t yank away from her and give her a pissy look, not knowing what she was doing.

I’m done with people keeping Tiffany “out of it.” She’s as much a part of this nonsense as anyone else. If Trump calls, she comes running. Anything to keep the cash flowing in.

I’d love to rewatch with the app, Starz, but your asinine fight with Comcast makes if f-ing difficult!

She’s a woman. To say he’d be uninterested in her welfare is putting it mildly.

Yeah, part of me hopes the people of Britain create such a stink about him coming at all that he cancels the trip. But if not, and if this carriage ride happens, I hope the protesters fill the streets. He can’t take back roads to avoid them like at this past weekend’s protests in Florida.

I’m the opposite. I had a horrible end of a 4-year relationship, then got a new job/house/dog all within a relatively short time period. And because I work from home and I’m kind of a loner by default, I ended up focusing all my attention on those things for the past.. well, decade. Now my precious pup has passed…

Right, maybe if these lawsuits came out of, I don’t know, the police officer pension pool, the “good apples” would start ‘policing’ their own.

You’re half-listening to a conference call.

That is freaking hilarious! And SO husky-like!

They’re looking to fuck some shit up. Just for fun, because Huskies are craaaazzzyyyyy! Adorable and snuggly and too smart for everyone’s good, and craaaazzzyyyyy!

My precious Maxwell Smart, on the day I had to let him go, August 15, 2016. I still cry every night.

Can they, though? Aren’t Jared and Ivanka always off for the Jewish Shabbat?

Then you have to brace for it when people just bring the kids ANYWAY. As if that isn’t the asshole move of the century.

I never understand that, either. BUT, I can honestly say, the last time I was waiting for a flight, I heard a nearby attendant trying to get volunteers, and she got up to $800 credit if they flew into an airport nearby two hours later, and said that it was the maximum Delta would allow for a flight within the US. Then…

Not even that. I worked at a movie theatre in college. The managers were my age or younger, and promoted to management based on their willingness to work the hours (aka, not be interested in going to school) and kissing ass/sleeping with the mid-20s-aged “upper” management. Not a single person worked in that theatre…

Every spring when my allergies start up. BOOM! (Lol, I’m a dork. I’ll have to google it. Thanks!)

I can assure you that those less pinky toe-inclined do, indeed, think it’s WEIRD