Or, you’re on a plane on the way back from Cancun, and you’re praying to whomever might be listening that your digestive suffering just ends. That could take 10 mins easy, and everyone else in line knows it and empathizes.

Do you think dogs go to heaven?

Do you think Lochte actually feels bad AT ALL? Or is he calling up his bros, bro-ing it up, and bragging about how he slipped out of Rio just in time while Feigen got screwed with a huge bill?

I start vacation in about an hour and 15 minutes. Should I drink tonight or be healthy? (I need to hit the gym more.) Got any suggestions for 3-ingredient-max drinks that will go down smooth? I’m ashamed to say I mostly enjoy fruit-flavored drinks when it comes to hard alcohol. (Plus, I’m cheap.)

Gotta wonder if those interns are actually being ‘interns’ and learning, or if they’re being used to do the work itself. Maybe the DOL needs to take a look in terms of the Fair Labor Standards Act.

Yep, now they just chat together by the water cooler about the assistant’s ass and the one guy talks about how, man, he’d like to grab it, and how that other assitant’s ass is sweet, too, but she’s such a bitch and said he’d ‘behaved inappropriately’ all because he’d mentioned how her heels made her legs look hot, so…

Right! Why throw it into the crowd? I mean, just drop it off to the side or something. But dear Lord.

Runners will tell you that they’ve all shit their pants at least once. It’s almost an event that shows you’re a REAL runner.

I wonder if the worthless piece of shit locked his twitter account before or after this news went public.

Brace yourself for a whole ton of WTF.

I agree, it is interesting, because it’s so heartbreaking. There IS a right way and a wrong way to worship God and to live a life while claiming His name.The Bible has many standards for life and worship and we are to adhere to them, and rebuke those who don’t.

As far as the “notion” about gender roles, Jesus did make it clear in the Bible that there *are* gender roles for men and women He expects us to fulfill.

Yep, “A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent” (1 Timothy 2:11-12)

“A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent” (1 Timothy 2:11-12)

Right, that was my first thought — do they also require Catholic nuns to not wear wimples, then?

That was the first story I thought of, too! Here are nurses not even on duty, and on a plane with no medical equipment, but they just do what they can to help the birth along. Yet those other insane nurses were in a damn hospital and couldn’t handle the concept of a birth happening without a doctor. INSANE.

WATER CHESTNUTS. Is this a vegetable? I feel like it should be considered a vegetable because I hate eating it. I’ll order chicken & cashews from the China Palace and half the container is water chestnuts. Even worse, it looks JUST like the chicken, so I have no idea if the next bite will be ecstasy or sheer…

Does anyone else notice that he only refers to her as “Taylor Swift”? Never just “Taylor.”

KICKSTARTER.

Have any of you ever had an embarrassing moment after you started working from home?