Is Drew as doofy as that image from Chopped implies?

Like that ghosts exist? You know there’s an application of quantum theory that posits that there’s a scientific reason to believe that it’s possible ghosts can exist, right?

Do they know what she DID find? Because that reaction is hilarious.

Hahaha, a volcano..lol. Yep, the red part is Michigan. Hehe

Specifically, there’s NSFW fan fiction about the two brothers sharing a... less than brotherly relationship.

Michigan’s easy! It’s the one in the middle surrounded by water. And we show you where we live by pointing to it on the palms of our hands. And then people make fun of us for doing it. As they should.

I like to pretend I’m a starving English peasant who has been taken in by a Lord and fed a bowl of hot, nourishing gruel. THANK YOU, KIND SIR.

Haha, thanks for the support. :o) My pup sadly won’t last too much longer (he’s 13.5 and was diagnosed with liver cancer 16 months ago... but 16 months! My boy is a trooper!), and I do realize that without him I’m going to have to make some serious life changes. With him here, I’m never alone, even when I’m working.…

Okay, I haven’t finished the rest of your response yet, because I’m snort laughing so hard... in the Kinja drop-down, it showed you’d responded and just listed the clip of the response, which was “Ok but pros”

Sigh, yeah, but the process is hindered by a few unfortunate details:

Then my word for it is a wink and a clicking sound in my teeth while I nod my head toward the bedroom. No wonder I don’t have much of a sex life.

If I wanted to be slightly negative (and yet in keeping with my experience of sexual encounters with men), I’d also posit the theory that in those final moments of sex men honestly don’t care who you are or even realize you’re there, they’re focused on the goal. So at that “hey” moment, they’re actually reconnecting…

This is the kind of wackadoo who would anonymously leave a message for your boss saying you’ve been stealing from a company to get you fired, because he thought you had a crush on a coworker. This kind of jealousy is stalker-level crazy.

It was the accent, wasn’t it?

Am I the only person who cannot stand Lea Michele?

Guests who wanted to give a gift were asked to contribute to the the young earl’s large wine collection.

Truth, AND why I got rid of my pool a couple of years ago. (Even though it’s so hot here right now that it makes me miss it terribly.) But yeah, keeping pool water balanced is a bitch.

I was followed by Jezebel, which I thought would cause me to be ungreyed? Alas.

THANK YOU. Because I had no clue. When I saw that in the email, I stopped and reread it, but then shrugged it off figuring it was the name Anna registered with or something.

I’m torn between making jokes about how that’s one way to get her dad to pay for the wedding, and making jokes about her screaming “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD.”