Yes! You said it absolutely perfectly.

The deal is just that she has a higher voice than Michelle Obama. She just does! WTF do people want, for her to get a voice transplant? If she started sounding like Bea Arthur, they’d just criticize that.

You’re so right. Actually, right after that discussion, two young pups — 5 and 8 months old — came in and were playing and wrestling, and her dog ran up to them and snarled and snapped. Her reaction? To baby talk to her dog, and tell the owners, “Oh, she just tries to be a momma. She doesn’t like it when the other…

Thank you for the support! :)

Thanks! I just want my old guy to be left alone to dog, you know? A dog that’s anxious and defensive can get unstable.

I hate this, too! Or they bitch about the cashier being slow. Give the people a fucking break, geez. Or don’t. But don’t expect me to join in with you to be Team Asshole.

HA, my oldest sister does that to people.

I take my dog to the dog park every day. Every. Day. The dog park opened five years ago. Before that, I took him to a nearby open field for a walk every day. Even in winter, I’d just put on my snow pants and head out. My dog is now almost 13.5 years old. He was diagnosed with liver cancer 16 months ago (16 months!)…

“Oh noooo,” a young blonde woman said when she saw me, to no one in particular.

Nailed it! In a revamped old building, now full of condos. Because he enjoys the “vibrancy” of living in a city during its “rebirth.”

When I was in my late teens, my mom gave away my dreamhouse... and the cottage, and the cars, and the dogs, and ALL THE HORSES.

I know a guy who appears to think I should be very impressed that he now lives in an apartment, in the city... of Detroit.

I looked through the followup comments quickly, and cannot BELIEVE no one yet made some comment that there *must* have been a steamer backstage, it being Cleveland and all.

Yeah, it’s appalling. You realize that either you get people who are too dumb to understand any of it, or you get people who think “reasonable doubt” means if you can possibly imagine any scenario in which the person is not guilty, up to and including the involvement of unicorns.

TBH, if you guys clicked on a link following the text “the best bear,” you kinda deserved whatever you got. No way I’m following that link down the nightmare path it could be leading.

Nope, you BREAK the Pringle, pull out your hand, and dump all that salty Pringle goodness into your mouth.

Wtf, where’s the happy rescue ending? I NEED MY HAPPY RESCUE ENDING!

Suggest a Disney Cruise instead. Everyone wins!

A star just wasn’t enough, because even though I don’t have and won’t have kids, it still made me laugh out loud.

SCIENCE!