Weren’t you just trying to buy a right-hand drive Cressida full of bees?

CATASS AND I DEMAND THE CHIEF QUEEF BRIEF!

For fuck sake, can we have an under-car picture?

That’s fair. I think I kind of blended your reply with someone else’s in my head. My bad there.

I’m guessing you don’t actually watch Indycar on any kind of regular basis because they only do that for ovals. For one because you kind of have to, and second because it actually doesn’t suck on ovals.

I say Le Mons start.  Lets bring some carnage.  

I’VE NEVER WON ANYTHING LET ME HAVE THIS

The transmission has been murdered.. Its an auto.

I’m not sure I understand the point of this message.

Because that maxed out Camry won’t be a smoldering pile of useless parts in 3 years. Those AMG wagons might be impressive, but the minute a model-specific part dies, your wagon becomes a wagon-shaped garage decoration.

Bullshit. I’ve had better roadrash from fucking on carpet.

Its amazing how you missed how dripping with sarcasm that post is, and was mocking people like you.

THANKS FOR THE SPOILERS

That’s C8 money.

Finally somebody put some effort into a Chevy interior.

You have the craigslist archive link for that listing? Asking for a friend.

This has a shot at being the least-shit collection of responses to “What Car Should You Buy?” in the history of this bit.

That Morgan... *monocle pops out*

All I want for Christmas is a BPR Global GT revival