And Porsche dealers got into the business so they can drive slow cars slowly?

America’s flaming “gateway to hell” is called Phoenix 

That’s a shitload of downforce.

PUT HIM BACK

Did I hit too close to home? Show me on the doll where my comment hurt you.

I’ve been waiting for this.

Not aerodynamic enough.

Pictured: Adrian Newey’s boner

Yeah. He wasn’t ‘Lewis Hamilton’

Senna had other redeeming qualities.

You will never hear me argue about Lewis’s incredible talent, ability, and success as he is truly one of the sports greatest.

Car pictured after 1000 hp

Story is that the BMW M12/13/1 from 1986/1987 was putting out 1400 hp in qualifying trim. However, the engineers admit that they couldn’t actually measure horsepower over 1000 hp back then and had to estimate given how much additional boost they ran on the engine.

Wait...what’s that in the back of the lot??

Probably some aftermarket steel bumper that will both improve your approach angle and get rid of the Predator’s bottom jaw. I recently saw just that and it looked great but I cannot confirm if it was the spindle grille or if it was an older model. 

Haha! Yes, adding a 100 horsepower motor to a 755 horsepower motor will result in an 855 horsepower engine. Whether you add the 100 hp by connecting an electric motor to the supercharger or by adding a 100hp electric motor directly to the crankshaft.

Does it include AC or do you have to murder a couple people for that?

They can bring back tire competition to ensure pitstops, but the problem is tires bring (or take away) so much performance that a lot of the other work on the cars become nearly irrelevant.

Been a Southwest A-list or better frequent flyer for some 20 years; can confirm. They’ve always acted as though they’d rather have my future business than skin me on whatever deal is on the table at the moment.