Or my father in law (who I really like regardless): “Why do you eat berries and organic milk every day. I grew up eating dirt and look at me.” (Limps over to the kitchen because he is a diabetic and had some sort of complication after being on an international flight without any sort of movement to stimulate blood floo…

The other generations get their own seperate articles...

Everybody knows that old school station wagons just keep rollin rollin rollin

Complete with a finger covering the license plate

“Can I look at th...?”

“Can we test drive it?”
“NO IT IS VALUE DIRECT! NEXT!”

Three on the tree, amirightpeople?

Those douchebags are doing the Lord’s work, son.

You can clip the kerbs through the shavenschnauzer

Did you see how awesome the turn in was into Schizerporn!?

Definitely looking a little ruffled going through turducken.

So stable through the shurburger straight too.

I was watching the coverage of the 24hr qualifying race earlier this week and got to a point where the announcer was talking the audience through turn names and section names. My GF was listening and asked if he had had a stroke.

Coke and Mentos. Live and learn.

WVU is consistently rated in the top 10 of party schools. Lived there for 3 years, it actually is pretty cool place to live.

ha, clever!

Tracy is actually not allowed top recommend Jeeps for “What Car Should I Buy?” anymore. For a pickup question I assume he just sat this one out to avoid the deep moral conflict he would have recommending a non-Jeep truck.

Of all the odd things that I can rattle off quickly without thinking, “State County Municipal Offender Data System” is definitely high on the list.

Miss, please come down off the car so I can more closely check ALL your prints against my database.