I enjoyed his show, greatly respect Mr Rogers and think that the world would be a better place if more people followed his example and died in 2003.

There it is. You can always spot a Logic Man before he even tells you he’s a Logic Man, but, rest assured, he will always tell you he is a Logic Man.

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

A crying emoji in a tweet from an actual news station in a story about someone dying violently just seems so incredibly grotesque.

that gif = me trying to sneak out of work 15 minutes early

Ichiro no go

Ketchup+Vodka. Right?

When an Arsenal player did the same thing 4 minutes later, no card was given AND the Atletico manager was tossed for telling the referee that the foul deserved a card.

I’ll chip in for them to get Arlo White. That dude could make my 8 year old sister’s Sunday afternoon soccer game/ice cream party feel like a Merseyside Derby.

Yeah, no, Jenny Slate’s pronunciation is fine.

I was going to say, the wording of that first sentence had me scouring the IMDB on the can.

Absolutely nothing.

I can still hear my breath. In. Out. In. Out. Yet still, the silence was deafening. And then he said the words every man, woman and child would never forget: “One small step for man. One giant leap for mankind.” A human being had touched the surface of the moon. Well, two, if we’re counting me.

You forgot Chelios! Played until he was 48! He started when I was 2, he retired when I was 29. I don’t know how I’ve lived in a non-Chelios world the past 8 years.

Anyone who plays hockey over age 40. Gordie Howe was 51 in his last season in the NHL. He averaged 16 minutes a game, and played 80 games and 41 points. Granted it was a different era, but holy crap, he was 51!

Here’s what playoff hockey in Montreal and Detroit looks like:

4 goals for Harry Kane! Incredible performance

And here we all thought The Emoji Movie would be the bomb that ended his career.

Golazo truther here: that ain’t no golazo.