The “how dare you speak bad about bad people” bullshit is a tired trope from decades past in order to prevent people from telling the truth about cruel and shitty people. Maybe leave it in the past where it belongs instead of trying to preserve the legacy of corpses who aren’t going to feel sad about it anyway. Or…

You really can’t turn this around into ‘perhaps it is u who are petty’ - the guy gleefully harassed and targeted minorities, and much of his anguish was that his website matured (to a degree) while he didn’t. The Something Awful website bankrolled his entire lifestyle even as he grifted and complained server costs…

None of those are contagious diseases.

There are countries that pay for people’s medical treatment?!?

Big deal. America is full of idiots drowning in medical debt because the free shot was too much.

This is almost as bad as when Bam was left out of Emeril Legasse’s show.

You know what I wish there were more of?

He’s 26 and not all that interesting.

Can we get an Eddie Murphy semi-autobiographical? How about Colin Jost if the protagonist must be white. He’s almost 40 and marrying ScarJo. That at least is far more interesting than whatever the fuck this is.

I don’t even know what Pete brings to the table at SNL. He used to have…

Loved him in Zodiac. “Hey ‘Bullitt’! You gonna catch this fuckin’ guy or what?!”

I gotta say, ‘Focus Group’ is one of the ITYSL sketches that didn’t work for me. Nothing against Rabasa, who does his job well, but I just found the premise thin and the execution kind of flabby. Meanwhile ‘Laser Spine Specialists’ is one of my favourites (“Come here you little fuck! ... He’s been rude to me his whole…

Let me see if I got this straight... If I find something attached to my car, of unknown origin and purpose, I’m not allowed to remove it (under penalty of theft) on the possibility that it belongs to law enforcement, but could just as well be used by others for nefarious purposes? It very well could have been put…

The poptimist era is so boring. Critics are terrified to treat any pop music as less than genius and ignore other genres.

Quadruple fuck this guy for selling highly addictive poison.

Not a single MCU album smdh

What if they hadn’t found the bug in his house? Could they still use the drugs?

Fair do’s bud. It’s not the one that I’m most surprised or disappointed not to see in the list, but I was certainly surprised that You Were Never Really Here won out over it.

- Anything by Ben Wheatley
- Sorry to Bother You
- Swiss Army Man, you fucking cowards
- We Need to Talk About Kevin
- Snowpiercer
- Dunkirk
- Every other Villeneuve film, particularly Prisoners
- Calvary
- BlacKkKlansman
- Birdman
- Gravity
- Logan
- Us
- Alpha Papa

Was disappointed to not see Nightcrawler on this list, I thought it was one of Gyllenhaal’s finest work. I was glad to see Drive made it though, that elevator head stomp scene and the soundtrack are forever ingrained in my memory. 

Yeah! Don’t they know they’re supposed to write reviews specifically with halloweenjack’s tastes in mind?!