Welcome to the new world of vastly increasing wealth disparity, brought to you by the Koch brothers and their friends, with support from Trump voters who don’t care about being poor, as long as there are other people who are worse off than themselves.

Oh fuck off. Not everyone who has had an opiate overdose is necessarily a junkie or a person who will go commit a violent crime or a crime in general. Your friend sounds like a shitty human and an even shittier cop and should reconsider their career choices.

I’m shocked that a cop and the friend of a cop are psychopaths who don’t think cops are supposed to serve and protect.

It’s true, we’re so lame, etc.

Not a huge surprise given that one’s melanin is generally inversely proportional to one’s Gruden Grinderness

Man, motherfuck baseball, sometimes.

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

“Obviously, we’re not a fan of it. He’s a young kid. I could’ve said something at 2nd base but they have tremendous veteran leadership over there.”

Don’t worry, ESPN had this as the #2 play of the night behind a goal scored by a washed up English Premier player in his first game in a 3rd rate sports league (not that I’m bitter) (Fuck you, ESPN).

Wanna see a dead body?

My family was in Germany during the war and their strategy of keeping their heads down and hoping it would pass didn’t work. By 1945 most of the homes and the family business had been bombed into the ground and most of the men had died or disappeared in Russia.

[slides a beer down the bar]

“Welp, I’m quitting.”

All blogs should have no more than 200 words.

How about you just leave after 20 minutes so it’s less crowded for the rest of us who enjoy music? Thanks!

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

I always had the impression that Kricfalusi had a lot of problems, but mostly in the Keith Olbermann “too much backbone”/artistic integrity kind of way, if that makes sense.

Fuck you John. I work on mental health policy for a living, and child pornography isn’t a mental illness - it’s a crime. Sexual assault isn’t a product of emotional fragility - it’s a crime. I don’t care what shit you were going through. You don’t get to use mental illness as an excuse for this, any more than Kevin…

No sir, I don’t like.