Just realized that he can’t lift his arms to drink the very cold beer he is holding.

Considering Deadspin doesn’t really write that much about soccer, it seems weird how much time it devotes to the 6th best team in Europe’s 2nd best league.

I hope that in all our eagerness to demonstrate how righteous we are, we now stop to consider the very real and tragic consequences of our vitriol.

Come the fuck on, dude.

so..it’s in the bayg?

STATES RIGHTS

EXCEPT THOSE ONES WE DON’T LIKE THOSE ONES

No one likes you.

Or, is it possible that Jesse Lingard is actually a better player than Billy thinks he is?

In the next few years, we’re either going to have an economic recession (like we do roughly once every ten years), or Trump (‘s advisors) will decide that the best way to forego/delay/avoid a recession is wartime spending (see: 2001), and we’ll get an actual war started.

Unapologetic RUSH fan AND DRUMMER (those are often synonymous) but I will voice the unpopular opinion that while Peart is a goddamn metronome and technical master, I’ve grown less enchanted with his playing over the years. His solos (esp of the 90's and beyond) are explosions of technical virtuosity but not much…

Honestly, what’s worse: shooting yourself in the foot and retracting the offer from Schiano, or keeping Schiano and getting MRSA in that same foot?

You’re giving Bill way too much credit. It’s about as clear a dive as you can get. There’s really no nuance here.

He exaggerated the contact because he wasn’t going to catch up to his ball and made himself go down in the penalty box. It shouldn’t have been called a penalty in the first place and is definitely a dive. You even go and call the challenge soft and slight and the call boarderline so you’re just grasping at straws with…

If this gets more than five stars I’m going to light myself on fire.

But what will become of his sheep?

More like Mar-didn’t-tellusabouttheinjury, amirite?

It’s actually very easy to keep straight — a fumble out of bounds through the end zone, including a loose ball touching the pylon, is a touchback to the other team. Not complicated, and it literally just happened a few weeks ago. Dunderhead Chris Spielman called it during the review, so it doesn’t take a genius.…

The bad news is that with our traffic they won’t actually get here until 2021.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

The NBA doesn’t pay Nike. Nike pays the NBA. It’s more like shame on the NBA for taking the money with no regard for the quality of Nike’s product.