Too busy composing a 5,000 word think-piece on how Arsenal’s home draw against Red Star Belgrade is ‘a good result’.

Who will tragically blow out his arm and fulfill his destiny of becoming UCL Puig.

The fans are just exercising the free speech rights that their ancestors ensured by losing wars.

I’m a David Blamemy infirmity man myself.

As a Spurs fan, I can confirm at the very least that I would be insufferable if Tottenham won the league.

I’d been waiting for this article all fucking season. Billy Frontrunner literally can’t help himself.

best coach

“Oh, yeah, like the guy in the five thousand dollar suit is gonna construct a competent lineup. Koeman!”

Back in my day, we called this the 2 man butter churn. It was illegal in 3 counties.

15 Costumes for People Who Frequently Say, “Well, ACTUALLY…”

15 Costumes that Will End the Conversation for the Night.

“....and you’re related to Bernie Sanders” would have been a great recurring gag.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

Thanks, but the last time I tried to chat up a random sixteen year old online it started this WHOLE BIG THING.

God, this is painful to watch. (Your writing, not the video.)

I mean you turn an article about how Andy Murray is trying to do some good into how Andy Murray isn’t doing good enough with a single unnecessary paragraph.

it’s worth noting what he’s missing.

Knowing what we know now, Crystal Palace probably never should’ve hired de Boer. Once they did, they should’ve backed him more in the transfer market to make sure he succeeded.

Proud Americans were disappointed last season when Bob Bradley—the coach we hoped would be the Christian Pulisic of American managers, but turned out more like the coaching game’s Julian Green—was unceremoniously ousted from his coaching position at Swansea City after only 11 matches in charge.