You’re terrible. Read the room

They may win a few. They may win a lot. But they’ll never wijnaldum like The Invincibles did.

Deal if you stop posting “eSports”

Can someone photoshop Billy’s face onto Fellaini and a pic of Neymar in a PSG jersey onto the ball?

All trophies are meaningless when you really think about it, man.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Also, the article just went into detail as to why K was originally chosen. What randomness?

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

“...Granit Xhaka is the real deal...”

Prediction: Arsenal sell Giroud to Everton, Giroud outscores Lacazette.

When you are poutine the hurt on ISIS like that you absolutely canuck make a mistake.

From some of the most Tims dense locations in Toronto, this is enough distance to shoot from a Tim Horton’s, pass through another Tim Horton’s, and hit a target in a third, enemy occupied Tim Horton’s.

“man, if I had a chin for every tired excuse I hear I would have about the same amount of chins”

Also, Ben Roethlisberger is 35 and has openly flirted with retirement,

Anyone who actually pays for this fight deserves to be shot out of a cannon into the Sun. This is MacGregor agreeing to get his ass kicked for many millions of dollars. That’s it. Other than everyone counting on selling a bajillion pay-per-views and getting fuckin PAID, there is zero reason this fight should happen.…

“It’s not a transfer ban. It’s a vetting system to keep Atlético safe.” - Spanish Sean Spicer

Can he try and fail to dribble past 5 defenders? Then after he’s stripped of the ball can he get a stupid yellow chasing down the guy who dispossessed him?

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

As a Pens fan, it’s maddening to see the Crosby takes. Either he’s a bitch who flops, or a “dirty” player when he starts to give it back. Certainly didn’t get praised for standing around in the ECF getting slashed at the Ottawa bench, followed by water being squirted into his gloves.

Anyway, the water bottle incident…