I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”

*Looks at headline*

I guess “older people getting stupider, see also 2016 election” is a more depressing headline.

Raspberry #1? BLASHPEMOUS, look, Raspberries are the goddamn worst.

Billy Haisley wrote all the words and doesn’t have much to show for it.

I so wanted this to be them fighting eachother

He, Bomani, and the ghost of Richard Nixon could co-host Questionable Pardon.

The is the film that Brock Osweiler was talking about when he said he could start for Cleveland.

You want to know why Sid get calls? It’s because he puts up with shit like this all game, every game. And guess who tells the Ref’s between periods about that shit? The Linesmen do. Most of the time if a player even has the balls to ask a ref what they did to deserve a penalty against Sid the ref gives them a look…

Every single article I’ve read reflecting on this series seems to gloss over a pretty significant point: The Predators found a way to win WITHOUT THEIR TOP TWO CENTERMEN!

he did hit him, but i mean, that is the universal sign for fastball inside corner as well...

Congrats, Harry. Too bad all of those goals still couldn’t win you the league.

It’s called cursive. People actually used to write that way all the time. It was even taught to children in school, in the past.

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

Is there currently some flooding happening in the Edmonton area?

The Penguins still have some tricks up their sleeves

Also, if we’re going to start discussing missed calls and pretend like they are all favoring the Penguins, it’s important to point out the missed double-minor from the Caps high-sticking Jake Guentzel in the third period and drawing blood from his lip. That’s a 4 minute double power play that the Caps got away with,…

Mike Matheny praised the fan for taking the bullet “the right way,” noting that glory boy fans in Chicago or Kansas City would’ve demanded a stoppage to the game and drawn much more attention to themselves.

Didn’t cost $15.2 Billion to do that.