More like Mar-didn’t-tellusabouttheinjury, amirite?

It’s actually very easy to keep straight — a fumble out of bounds through the end zone, including a loose ball touching the pylon, is a touchback to the other team. Not complicated, and it literally just happened a few weeks ago. Dunderhead Chris Spielman called it during the review, so it doesn’t take a genius.…

The bad news is that with our traffic they won’t actually get here until 2021.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

The NBA doesn’t pay Nike. Nike pays the NBA. It’s more like shame on the NBA for taking the money with no regard for the quality of Nike’s product.

Too busy composing a 5,000 word think-piece on how Arsenal’s home draw against Red Star Belgrade is ‘a good result’.

Who will tragically blow out his arm and fulfill his destiny of becoming UCL Puig.

The fans are just exercising the free speech rights that their ancestors ensured by losing wars.

I’m a David Blamemy infirmity man myself.

As a Spurs fan, I can confirm at the very least that I would be insufferable if Tottenham won the league.

I’d been waiting for this article all fucking season. Billy Frontrunner literally can’t help himself.

best coach

“Oh, yeah, like the guy in the five thousand dollar suit is gonna construct a competent lineup. Koeman!”

Back in my day, we called this the 2 man butter churn. It was illegal in 3 counties.

15 Costumes for People Who Frequently Say, “Well, ACTUALLY…”

15 Costumes that Will End the Conversation for the Night.

“....and you’re related to Bernie Sanders” would have been a great recurring gag.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

Thanks, but the last time I tried to chat up a random sixteen year old online it started this WHOLE BIG THING.

God, this is painful to watch. (Your writing, not the video.)