I mean you turn an article about how Andy Murray is trying to do some good into how Andy Murray isn’t doing good enough with a single unnecessary paragraph.

it’s worth noting what he’s missing.

Knowing what we know now, Crystal Palace probably never should’ve hired de Boer. Once they did, they should’ve backed him more in the transfer market to make sure he succeeded.

Proud Americans were disappointed last season when Bob Bradley—the coach we hoped would be the Christian Pulisic of American managers, but turned out more like the coaching game’s Julian Green—was unceremoniously ousted from his coaching position at Swansea City after only 11 matches in charge.

You’re terrible. Read the room

They may win a few. They may win a lot. But they’ll never wijnaldum like The Invincibles did.

Deal if you stop posting “eSports”

Can someone photoshop Billy’s face onto Fellaini and a pic of Neymar in a PSG jersey onto the ball?

All trophies are meaningless when you really think about it, man.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Also, the article just went into detail as to why K was originally chosen. What randomness?

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

“...Granit Xhaka is the real deal...”

Prediction: Arsenal sell Giroud to Everton, Giroud outscores Lacazette.

When you are poutine the hurt on ISIS like that you absolutely canuck make a mistake.

From some of the most Tims dense locations in Toronto, this is enough distance to shoot from a Tim Horton’s, pass through another Tim Horton’s, and hit a target in a third, enemy occupied Tim Horton’s.

“man, if I had a chin for every tired excuse I hear I would have about the same amount of chins”

Also, Ben Roethlisberger is 35 and has openly flirted with retirement,