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I fell into this category this morning. 4 lanes of highway, EVERYONE decided to sit in the left 2. There are no left exits. I cruised along ~10mph faster than them in the 2nd lane.

It’s amazing how these things happen (I’ve seen similar where somebody clearly was 100% in the wrong and they flip out on you) but sometimes a switch flips in people and they just lose all capacity for rational thought. They just flip the fuck out. As a former angry teen, I know how that can be.

Seeing as how it looks like rural Russia, and that’s a Landcruiser, chances are that the guy is some kind of bigwig and/or gangster, so I’d hold off on the chasing down.

That’s called bullying.. And you’re lucky he didn’t

I had a similar thing happen to me on I-84 in Connecticut a few weeks ago. Going between 65 and 70 in one of their famous arbitrary 55MPH zones in the middle lane. Truck going slow in the left lane because Connecticut loves it some left exits (84 East, Bristol exit). Truck going slow in the right lane because why

I passed a fellow the other day and he made a point of passing two people (myself and the car in front of me) in the right-hand turn lane, swerving over two lanes, all with the express purpose of boxing me in. I suppose he didn’t like getting passed by a small car.

That’s not revenge. That’s just bullying.

I’ve shared this story before, and I’ll share it again.

I did courier work in Maine for a while. One day I was minding my own business, toodling down a quiet I-95 at the speed limit in the right lane. There was a van stopped in the breakdown lane. Stopped, at least, until it suddenly pulled into the right lane directly in front of me with no warning. The van didn’t signal

We did this to each others cars. Not to any customer.

Actually had one happen this morning. I have a woman in a Honda who is always flying by me every morning. She is always weaving in and out of traffic to get ahead.

this guy i worked with accused me of stealing his ratchet strap (which i didnt want his shitty straps anyway) so when he was looking in my work truck i grabbed the seatback lever which is spring loaded with the strength of a thousand suns for some reason and it hit him in the head and his glass eye popped out. true

I agree with one exception. I’ll excuse the weaving if he/she is driving safely (not a high differential of speed...or merely driving the limit when everyone is being leisurely) and uses his or her blinker for every lane change.

This was a story told to me by my grandfather. When younger my grandparents would do a lot of RV’ing. E450 or E550 based RV (can’t remember which), very last year Ford sold the ye olde 460 engine with the commercial E-series cutaway. So you know the RV you get stuck behind in the middle of nowhere with the cruise

A driver of Bro-Dozer was tailgating me while I was passing a convoy of 5 school buses, apparently I wasn’t passing them fast enough doing 60 in a 55, now this stretch of road is a well known speed trap, so as soon as I cleared the last bus safely I merged right, and he took off at high speed, over the next hill was

Hmm... 3rd gen Dodge Cummins crew cab with tires stretched to fit 24s, massive exhaust tip flowing from the stock 2.5" system, and the tow mirrors in the ‘out’ position?

Does this count? I think this should count.

It was a snowy day. I floored my 1986 Cavalier station wagon down the straightaway into town, then just as I pulled into town I pulled the parking brake. 7 (count ‘em, 7) 360 spins later I came to rest in the parking lot of the supermarket, 5 feet away from a light pole.

Back when I drove over-the-road, I would often play a little game of “spin the construction barrel” when exiting long construction sites on interstate highways. What I would do is this: At the very last large orange construction barrel, I would attempt to *just* graze it with my trailer tire, to hopefully get it to

The smoking and driving reminded me of the time a year or two back where I saw a beautiful Porsche Panamera Turbo S behind me. He pulled next to me in the right lane at a red light and was smoking a cig INSIDE HIS BRAND NEW FUCKING CAR. Anyways, his window was only cracked and the idiot went to ash the thing and he