I also hate bananas, unless they're still green. I really HATE the smell of ripe bananas.

Cantaloupe is fucking gross. Its smell makes me want to vomit.

I see Desire from Sandman (huge compliment for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about.)

She also has a pig named Hazel.

That's nothing. Here's a video on how to prep geoduck clams for eating.

I love interdimensional foyer. It reminds me of House of Leaves.

Which is the scientifically correct term for the visible part of female genitalia, and it can also be used sensually in the bedroom since it rolls of the tongue smoothly and doesn't sound as cold-heartedly scientific (and inaccurate) as "vagina" nor as harsh as "cunt".

Maybe KK needs to take her pile of cash, her kid and divorce her husband and horrible family and go live an anonymous life on some ranch in Montana for the next 5-10 years.

"I really do not understand the mentality of the parents of these kids."

"And Kylie Jenner follows Savannah."

That's kind of a red flag that you're on the Fast Train to Vapidtown.

The Kardashinization of our youth. Famous for absolutely nothing. Great.

And when she was a mentor on ANTM showing the girls how to model, giving faces one after the other like bam! bam! bam! you could see the separation between the pros and the merely super-pretty girls. Coco has skills.

Off-topic, but after all the model talk today I love how people seem to think Kendall Jenner has "amazing bone structure" when THIS lady walks the earth. Kendall Jenner has a very nice skull and teeth. Coco has BONE FUCKING STRUCTURE.

I work in an agriculture-related field, and just this autumn I finally got to go on a farm and industry tour. While I really enjoyed the barn visit, and totally cooed over sweet little baby animals, I also whispered to a few that they were going to be delicious. The part I was most looking forward to was the…

You know what...weird but whatever. I just can't care. I've chewed up meat for my 9 mo old and spit it into a spoon for him. Kiss feeding is old, old, old and it's what people did for a long time before blenders. I hate the chew and spit method myself and have only done it a few times for tough meat. I can't imagine…

He's pretty little, certainly small enough to still be quite attached to his mom.