Andrew, my friend.

So much for being grounded to the ground

My favorite theory is that Wilfred is Willy Wonka gone mad with power. At some point he decided that using his technology and prowess was wasted on controlling Oompa Loompas and making chocolate and decided to force all of humanity into his creation.

My whole life I’ve wanted car companies to make their concept cars but they never do and I always wondered why. Well the comments show why, because people are full of crap. People say they want a futuristic car or something out of bladerunner. They say they want something unique but at the end of the day they buy a…

Chonk-E

If the Laser-armed Stryker isn’t nicknamed ‘The Shark’ I’m going to kidnap the project manager and demand ONE MILLION DOLLARS for ransom.

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

So after decades of defending itself without carriers, how did this happen? The one-word answer:

*spittle flying off my greasy, jiggling chin*  PLAY TIL THE END! FOOBAW! I’M A MAN AND MY SONS ARE MEN!

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

I was under the impression that a Hummer couldn’t get you pregnant.

I dunno, owning a fighter jet like that seems like it would be approaching an unsafe area of some sort. A zone of danger, if you will.

All the torsional rigidity of a shoe box without the lid with the weight of the USS Missouri 

The assholes who are blaming video games for Vanilla Isis can go fuck themselves with a rusty chainsaw. Those were two different grown ass men who wanted to lash out at non-White people because they feel entitled to everything and they’re terrified by their irrelevance.

My nuanced take: Ferrari is overstepping their bounds but I, also, would not want to be associated with those nasty-ass shoes.

“a 2013 M3 convertible”.

Plus it was a Gumpert. WhoTF would admit to owning a “Gumpert”?

Figures...