He dutifully accepted his friendly fire beaning in the dugout as penance.

A reckless beaning is worse than trucking a catcher, given the circumstances.

I think getting hit by a stray javelin would be pretty exciting. Maybe not in a good way, but you’d definitely take notice.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Color announcer sounded about 5 seconds from just going over and punching Allen in the throat which, although unorthodox, I would heartily endorse.

Which is, ergo, the Zodiac Killer 

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Who else thought that was a bunch of little people on the right.

OW ME BACK

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

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I’ve seen them with manual transmissions. They’re few and far between, but they do exist.

Okay, anyone else mis-scan this headline as

The best part about this is that it’s now roughly the same amount to build a brand new RB26 than it is to buy a 20 year old used long block. Last I checked, they ranged from $3500-$5000 depending on condition, mileage and what was included.

Here for a good time, not a long time.

Fact: Soda takes years off your life.

What if I mix the SSB with alcohol? Surely this is a two wrongs make a right situation!

A color like that makes it hard to play hide-and-sheik.

Legion might be up there as my favorite X-related production, movie or otherwise.