But, cops said, in many of the robberies, the man was unfailingly polite, often apologizing profusely to his victims.

Yeah, but how does he stack up against Darren Sharper?

Did you seriously just compare repeated acts of rape to getting injured as examples of 'off field challenges'?

Both things are true, tho.

That wasn't so much a gutsy choice as the least risky one, right?

It's entirely possible that he went full Winona & actually did this exactly as the police report claims, but that's really peculiar.

I don't see it, no.

But 'biologically female' is a concept not really supported by biology.

There are a lot of hyperlinks in there that may already answer this, and I haven't read any of them, but wouldn't this be the perfect case for a lawsuit?

It's actually why they named Fry 'Philip', in Hartman's honor.

The breakdown by position list is somehow shocking in number form, even though it's obvious from watching the games.

0 black kickers
1 black punter
0 black longsnappers
0 white CBs
0 white nose tackles

I get your joke, but that's a real part of this as well.

If he's been convicted of more than one DUI, presumably he's on probation of some sort, and the terms of that probation almost always include a 'no drinking' clause, even when it's not an alcohol-related offense.