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There’s a part of me that hates that this will exist because the people behind it will think they’re dunking on the silly idea, while in the midst of that it will propagate the idea and give it credence. But the other part of me recognizes it’s on some soon the be dead streaming service that only people who believe

Anyone having 12 or more kids is irresponsible, regardless of if they can provide for them or not. There are already way more people alive on this planet than there has ever been in human history - we’re not suffering from any population collapse by any measure.

Folks, there are very few, to possibly zero, people who ACTUALLY believe the earth is flat. There are a LOT of people who do want to believe that there are, because it is always fun to think that lots of other people are stupider than you.

That would be an exercise of common logic and we all know that Flat Earthers lack common logic. 

Hopefully it’ll subtly mock them in ways they’re too stupid to understand.

At this point, if Musk said the sky was blue, I’d look out a window before I’d believe him. So when he says he’ll “prioritize longtime shareholders,” you can safely assume he’ll squander it all on Twitter, the platform I refuse to refer to as ‘X’. 

I have been using uBlock Origin for years and have not had any issue with YT being a pain, 10/10 would recommend.

Every day I wake up hoping to open the news and see he stroked out and was found face down in his own dirty diaper and every day I’m disappointed. Maybe tomorrow will be the day.

Huh, who’d have thought that a product pushed through the pipeline by one of history’s most inept engineers would be dangerous to its owners?

Wow, Musk is so *badass* this sounds like a fantastic high performing organization that will retain the best talent going forward! It makes such perfect sense to match sales percentages to work force percentage! There is a clear correlation that no one has ever seen before!

WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO ANTI-CYBERTRUCK? It’s not a recall, Tesla doesn’t have recalls! It’s just an OTA softwre upda.....oh; oh dear.

An elementary school student learning search and replace wouldn’t do something so amateurish.

Bold of you to assume that any of these idiots would want to visit a library.

circle is a shape

Elon just misspoke. Instead of “gray area”, he meant to say “white area”. To Elon and his newly found MAGA friends, you’re just a visiting entrepreneur when you’re white and come to the US to work. BUT, if you’re not white and come to the US to work, you’re part of the illegal mob of disease ridden vermin brought here

‘cause what if the sun doesn’t come back on?

Finding stupid things on TikTok to write articles about is like shooting fish in a barrel.

You should have been writing the article.

All Cybertrucks have been updated with a Mood coat feature. If your Cybertruck turns orange, that means your mood is “delighted to own a Cybertruck.” If it turns brown, that means “eager to purchase new Tesla exclusive PowerCoat.”

Patience, plenty of hours in the day for Musk to do more stupid shit.