Damn. And here I was trying to give ya'll the benefit of the doubt. Soon you're gonna tell me they actually prefer HMO's.

Progressive in that they're ok with the gays and like universal health care. Not so progressive in that they hate anyone that's not of the Caucasian variety.

You can find them online, if you're willing to pay AAA release day prices.

I've seen a cop (and a prosecutor) use that rationale to justify a reckless driving charge,

I suspect the neighbor called the cops because he was concerned there was a dispute going on or about to take place. Most people don't just crash their own two vehicles into each other.

That scenario is completely different than a guy putting his car into a tree on his own property. That's a domestic dispute so of course it got ugly and got the police involved.

That's not true at all, it's pretty easy to dial up the police station and say "Hey, I think your officer flubbed the order of the vehicles" and ask them (POLITELY) to correct it.

What does that even mean? They can't just fabricate how the crash happened. Presumably you would take pictures of your crash scene as documentation for your insurance company. "Driver 1" and "Driver 2" make no difference as long as it reflects X crashed into the rear of Y, and that is what happened. If the report said…

... so does this mean you can't come out to play?

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He was a starter on two of the 76ers teams that went to the playoffs: 2010-2011 and 2011-2012. Though he was hurt for a lot of the 2011-2012 season.

Centers that can average 10/10 with 1.5 BLK's every night don't just grow on trees. He had ability. Sounds like he's being misused, but I don't follow the Western Conference enough to confirm/deny.

I see what you did there.

I mean for a big man Hawes has always had a solid 3pt shot, but jesus don't rely on it. Having Hawes and Jordan at the rim at the same time would be a nightmare for most interiors.

What the hell happened to Spencer Hawes? He was never a world beater, but he was a serviceable center for Philadelphia and gave close to double/double numbers. Now he's in LA and his numbers have dropped like a rock. 31% FG% when he got the opportunity to start? Jesus christ.

The real crime is her outfit:

A lot of state police/highway patrolmen have to work by themselves with their backup spread out across large distances. As a result they have to carry a lot of equipment that city departments might be able to leave stashed at the station until its needed. Accident reconstruction equipment, in particular, can take up a…

There's also a guy who tends to hold me down and force me to be close to him even when I tell him repeatedly that I don't want to. Sometimes this is fun but usually just annoying. I don't wanna make a big deal out of these things because it seems pretty much accepted that people do this in my group and I don't want to…

If the genders were reversed in that scenario and the woman was being abused, would you tell her she needs to try to work it out and help her husband get mental help? No. You wouldn't. You'd scream from the rooftops to get away from him as soon as possible and never look back. Frankly the idea that you think he should…