Oof. Fangraphs has basically the same article... you sure you weren’t plagiarizing just a bit here?

The ‘fail-safe feature’ is important; alas poor Auric, we knew him well.

“a Targaryen alone in the world” is “a terrible thing.” and Jon Snow enters

What a lovely smirk it is !

Ive seen this smerk before.

It would be just like the backup plan in The Hunt For Red October!

It probably was just an oversight by the developers, just making so any nearby NPC can call the police, regardless of separating it by class.

I hate when coaches get too cute for their own good (see: Seahawks final play). Much like a pitcher with his top pitch, live and die by your best player in crunch time. He’s the best for a reason.

What was wrong with Blatt's first play?

Sounds eerily like the story behind “The Shot” against the Cavs:

If Blatt really had Lebron doing the inbounds pass, then he is a dumbass and deserved to be overruled.

Nope. Salt Water. Droughts worst now.

Could we not before?

I guess you feel the same way about the B-52 then? The Hog was designed to take multiple hits that would turn its would-be replacement into aluminum origami. So, do you want an asset that can take hits and survive, or one that might evade certain threats better but can’t absorb much battle damage?

I cringed when he used the wrong side of the ruler for cutting. There is a reason for a steel edge on that thing.

Bah! And he’s wearing jean shorts. No one deserves to die wearing jean shorts.

Just so I don’t throw up, I’m going to assume that when you zoom out there are like 10 guys with safety ropes running along a very wide, safe balcony just above him.

Stupidity level: infinite