Oof. Fangraphs has basically the same article... you sure you weren’t plagiarizing just a bit here?

What a lovely smirk it is !

Ive seen this smerk before.

It would be just like the backup plan in The Hunt For Red October!

It probably was just an oversight by the developers, just making so any nearby NPC can call the police, regardless of separating it by class.

I hate when coaches get too cute for their own good (see: Seahawks final play). Much like a pitcher with his top pitch, live and die by your best player in crunch time. He’s the best for a reason.

What was wrong with Blatt's first play?

Sounds eerily like the story behind “The Shot” against the Cavs:

If Blatt really had Lebron doing the inbounds pass, then he is a dumbass and deserved to be overruled.

Nope. Salt Water. Droughts worst now.

I love mine too! Works wonders when my dope dealers short me!

I love mine too! Works wonders when my dope dealers short me!

Could we not before?

I guess you feel the same way about the B-52 then? The Hog was designed to take multiple hits that would turn its would-be replacement into aluminum origami. So, do you want an asset that can take hits and survive, or one that might evade certain threats better but can’t absorb much battle damage?

If a kid did this, it would drive me nuts, but when a dog does this, it's so endearing. I'd feed them that stew all the time just to see it. My dog likes hard boiled eggs, but she breaks them open and eats the yolk out of it before she'll eat the white. Once we took the yolk out gently and gave her the round empty…

CREAMED SPINACH IS THE FUCKING DEVIL

My college ex would LITERALLY say: “I can’t eat this, it’s green.”

...and this is why I have a dog. That would drive me bananas.

I await the version of this for adults with child-like pickiness.

I AM LITERALLY DEAD NOW. This is every fear of mine as a new parent. Thank god that titty still tastes good kid.