Centers that can average 10/10 with 1.5 BLK's every night don't just grow on trees. He had ability. Sounds like he's being misused, but I don't follow the Western Conference enough to confirm/deny.

I see what you did there.

I mean for a big man Hawes has always had a solid 3pt shot, but jesus don't rely on it. Having Hawes and Jordan at the rim at the same time would be a nightmare for most interiors.

What the hell happened to Spencer Hawes? He was never a world beater, but he was a serviceable center for Philadelphia and gave close to double/double numbers. Now he's in LA and his numbers have dropped like a rock. 31% FG% when he got the opportunity to start? Jesus christ.

The real crime is her outfit:

A lot of state police/highway patrolmen have to work by themselves with their backup spread out across large distances. As a result they have to carry a lot of equipment that city departments might be able to leave stashed at the station until its needed. Accident reconstruction equipment, in particular, can take up a…

There's also a guy who tends to hold me down and force me to be close to him even when I tell him repeatedly that I don't want to. Sometimes this is fun but usually just annoying. I don't wanna make a big deal out of these things because it seems pretty much accepted that people do this in my group and I don't want to…

If the genders were reversed in that scenario and the woman was being abused, would you tell her she needs to try to work it out and help her husband get mental help? No. You wouldn't. You'd scream from the rooftops to get away from him as soon as possible and never look back. Frankly the idea that you think he should…

How do I want to bury my father? Preferably pieced out to the seven corners of the world so he can never reincarnate and haunt the world.

Has any team had a more disastrous offseason than the 49ers? Patrick Willis, Justin Smith, and Chris Borland all retiring. Frank Gore, gone. Mike Iupati, gone. Chris Culliver, gone. Michael Crabtree, probably gone.

How many articles is Deadspin going to do to drive home the point that the NCAA sucks? We get it already, holy shit.

Kinda weird that people are taking pictures of Bill Simmons' car.

Damnit. I just posted a Road Rash reference.

What? You can't road rage on two wheels? Pffft.

His scholarship didn't run out, he was eligible for a medical exemption. He just chose to leave Louisville and be closer to home.

No. He got medically shut down after coming back from the leg injury and decided to leave, presumably to get more playing time and be closer to home.

Ware left Louisville on his own terms.

Ware left Louisville last April so that he could go to school closer to home.

I've got serious doubts about a soon to be 32 year old running back continuing to be productive.