Gotta highlight the haters.

Good thing Windows 10 will work on the Surface Pro 3 then.

8008135 ?

What I want to know is, who gave you the terms for the next Russell Wilson contract?

Yea man, that Gulf War was stupid and completely uncalled for. Should have just let Saddam's army march to Saudi Arabia.

What's it like to be so window-licking stupid? Does it hurt?

What an edgy and well thought out post for the military-themed Jalopnik sub-blog. Without military technology a lot of what you take advantage of today doesn't exist or is a glimmer in researchers' eyes. Internet? Military. GPS? Military. Satellites? Computers? Thanks Uncle Sam. But yea man, fuck the military and…

"Conceal carry" and "Desert Eagle" don't really go together. Its like saying you hide a samurai sword under your jacket.

Watch the video. She pulls him back and away from the fight and then lets go. She was just breaking up the fight.

Looked under the middle row seat and found a POUND OF HAMBURGER?! jammed underneath, with an expiration date of about 3 months prior. With live maggots protruding out of the packaging. She actually tried to get insurance to cover checkout time and a full interior detail for that. From what I remember her insurance…

Great, now he just looks like a child molester.

Can someone please get Joffrey a Snickers? He's kind of a bitch when he's hungry.

Surprisingly, it tastes similar to cat pee.

Which is depressing because there's a lot of good wineries in New York!

As a former resident of upstate New York, can confirm. Is gross.

God damnit Demuro, stop drunk posting. You forgot to switch from Ballaban's login to yours.

In other news, Jordyn Leopold has been hired as the new General Manager for the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Derrick Rose tore his ACL watching that leap, out for the year.

I'm pretty sure its only a 24 hour notice in Sharp's contract, but your point stands. There's no way he's going anywhere unless things change dramatically in the next 26ish hours.

Well considering the weird NTC Sharp negotiated into his contract, he's likely not going anywhere. Though its possible Bowman and Sharp are playing it really close to the chest about who he's willing to be traded to.