Please get that poor fish a bigger tank. Also, is it the lighting or does that water look terrible? It looks really murky.

People watch Everton matches? I had no idea.

If they could do something with those gaping vents underneath the headlights they'd have a pretty sexy car on their hands.

Damn and I was just starting to consider summer replacements for my flip flops. Once I can get through to the server I'll put in an order.

I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for Al-Jazeera to blow the whistle on Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and the UAE.

We're all missing the best part of this tweet, behold:

Instagram Boy? That's the lamest superhero ever.

That's a horrifying way to put unnecessary stress on your knees and ankles. He needs to fire his personal trainer.

Yeah the Headhunters are a vile group of people and I wish we could get them to cheer for another team. Or, you know, just disappear from the Earth. Whichever really.

We've gotten a lot better as a fanbase since the 90's about not being racist dickheads. Unfortunately there's still groups like this hanging around. If I had to bet money I'd say it was the headhunters, they love causing trouble whenever we face PSG.

Edit: Nevermind. The video I linked isn't racist. I misunderstood what they were chanting at first.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penn_Stat…

You're kidding yourself if you don't think every fanbase (not even just soccer, every sport) has racist idiots. Soccer hooligans are a worldwide phenomenon.

Soccer has a huge race problem and its not isolated to Chelsea or even England. Fans are still throwing bananas on the field at black players and chanting all kinds of shit. Hell just last year CSKA Moscow had its fans banned from attending UEFA matches because of the shit they do.

That's a joke, right? That has to be a joke.

Thanks for saving me the $60, random YouTube person. Preorder cancelled. Good job Sony.

As if the Metro is any better.

I'm glad Mourinho seems to have figured out how to run the offense through the team rather than forcing everything through Hazard. This season has been really fun for Chelsea fans.

Someone get Guinness on the phone, I just found the world's largest strawman.

You know, I didn't even notice the "Furries" on Wednesday until you said something. Here I was trying to make a "you don't have sex" joke and it turns into a "you're a furry" joke.