To be completely fair, he does look like Pat Burrell.

Why would Pat Burrell be at the Iron Bowl, he went to Miami.

The Paul Finebaum show is great entertainment for the drive home.

I'd watch Chesney Center every day of the week over Sports Center.

It was pretty slick getting the marching band to do the proposal for him, but she can't even see the formation from down on the field!

I wonder if she's still hanging out with double-chin dude.

Is there where I come to criticize Ms. Lauten for being a fat white chick that wears too much makeup?

Oh no! A news outlet wants the exclusive interview with the only person alive from one of the biggest stories of the year!

Have you been watching any of the livestreams/news footage or nah?

That's a solid own by Kalil. You always look like a doofus when you have to pick up your hat. Also acceptable: wedgie.

I was going to say the same thing. If not for the freshness and cream filling they're on par with Ansel's. Which is to say Ansel's is really overrated.

I had one with my coffee the other day on a lark. Review: A slightly airy version of a glazed donut. Whatever, I guess.

I laughed really hard at this. HOWEVER. I have a friend who's an extraordinarily good mechanic. Does all of the work on my car and my wife's car. He drives a Chrysler 200. And so does his wife. What I'm saying is: should I be worried about misplaced loyalty to my mechanic friend, Doug??

FWIW - Calling Best Buy customer service and directing them to the ad will get you a price match. Just ordered it, no problem.

Great price on Shadow of Mordor for current-gen consoles. Too bad I don't have a K-Mart anywhere near me.

I know but eventually that offense has to be able to outscore the defense, there's too many incredibly talented players in the skill positions there.

I'm officially rooting for this scenario, even though I highly doubt that the Saints lose to Carolina and Tampa Bay. They might even beat Chicago.

Or maybe you shouldn't make an unauthorized landing at a closed airport?

Won't someone think of the poo aerial advertising companies?!? Please. They were the pop-up ad's of their time.

Agreed. Tim could have worded it better, but he did get ejected.