That's the rule for targeting. If the hit takes place in the second half of the game the player is ejected for the remainder of the game and the first half of the next.

That's a hot ass take there, Skip. Did you pick up those fresh lines from Rivals?

I wonder if the ref thought to bite him?

Holy crap that's a brutal hit. He doesn't even pretend to be making a play, just straight headhunting.

Seriously? You're hawking Crucial SSD's? They're absolute garbage and have a horrible failure rate. Come on, Shep.

Seriously? You're hawking Crucial SSD's? They're absolute garbage and have a horrible failure rate. Come on, Shep.

OCZ is probably the worst SSD manufacturer around.

OCZ is probably the worst SSD manufacturer around.

That explains why they wouldn't take pictures with the neighbor, can't have photographic evidence of them with the wallet!

I'll confess to having eaten whale. I was on vacation in a northern European country and had dinner at a rather high-end restaurant. I figured it was my only time to experience local food, so my traveling partner and I ordered the tasting menu. We asked (oops, not doing that again) that they not tell us what they were…

He also watched the chef empty the box of mashed potatoes into the pot of water! Yay everything is fresh!

Yeah because POTUS has been fighting tooth and nail to get rid of that Patriot Act and that pesky NSA spying. Yup, all the Republicans.

Weird, there's a bunch of "Just Launched" Amazon retailers advertising PS4's for just below retail price now... I wonder why so many people are looking to unload PS4's. HMMMMMM.

But I like my wife's family!

"Can I get one at CarMax with a cheap bumper to bumper warranty?" - Doug DeMuro, 2014

Who the hell is Kid Ink?

Also: don't drive drunk.

I don't know about you, but I (and my ears) wouldn't want to be standing on top of that thing if I could avoid it.

You're one of those dudes that's still walking around saying "freedom fries" aren't you.

48 hours is more than enough to experience Dubai unless you've got $stupidbux to spend. Even then its still probably more than enough.

I strolled into my local Target last year at 7 am on Black Friday last year, walked to the Electronics counter and asked if they had any iPad Airs. The associate said yes and proceeded to get one from behind the display unit. I paid for it and spent about 5 minutes total there. Craziest thing ever.

Oh no! I buy something from the internet that entertains me at a cheaper price than it'd normally be at using discretionary funds!