This. This is the correct take.

I’m pretty sure it’s hook-and-ladder, actually. 

The guy in the sports blog comments who compares football to his 9-5 office job. Always a favorite.

I read this and feel like you have no idea what Tom Waits sounds like.

2017*

Careful with that blazing hot take, Eugene. 

.100 x 0?

Comparing Smith to Mahomes is like comparing Apples to Former Apollo Astronauts. 

Cool!

+1 Bill Swerski and +1 Bob Swerski. 

Yes, but it’s imperative that everyone know that no one cares about your fantasy team. 

I was absolutely pissed at Andy Reid when he took Mahomes over Watson in the draft last year. Today was a good day. 

“Hold my Zubaz...”

In my group of friends, you are known as “SATAN.”

I am also 35 and thought the same thing. Like, I had a cell phone in the 90s, but hardly ever turned it on before 2004-05? Before that, you just kinda “knew where to go” to find your friends I guess. I don’t really remember. Sure as hell hardly ever called anyone, though.

“Dismissed.”

Here’s this guy. Right on time. 

v good point! I LOVE seeing my favorite team save money!!